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"... in the ass Shevchenko blazing fire ..."

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"The XXXX year Leibniz invented a machine which together with Newton could only summarize."

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"On Sunday morning, I was awakened by a whistling and chirping parrots ..."

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"only for a moment take a look at Paris ..." - wanted to Kutuzov.

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Anna Karenina did not find any real man therefore fell under the train.

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During the second act, and Sophia Molchalin they sat under the stairs Chatsky.

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In the open window burst draft, nimble, like a broom.

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"What?"- Wonders Nikolai Chernyshevsky.And another Nikolai Ostrovsky, as if it responds: "Restore heavy industry and tempering steel!"

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... and that's their position and saw the nurse ... it was my own nanny Pushkin.... Seeing that they had a long kiss, nurse joined them ...

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... died in the waters of the Irtysh from a grateful posterity.

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A on her chest was a white scrotum (instead of the shirt-front).

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author collected in a rooming house of representatives of the whole of society in one place.

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Alexander Ulyanov wanted to kill the king, but Vladimir Ulyanov was able to realize the cherished dream of his older brother.

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Alyosha Popovich keenly watched in the back of Ilya Muromets.

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Bolkonsky often went to look the oak, which he looked like as two peas.

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Anna Karenina threw herself under a train, and he had long dragged her miserable existence.

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Anna Karenina has not fulfilled its obligations to society and therefore lay down on the tracks.

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converged Anna and Vronsky entirely new way acceptable to the country.

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Anya sitting on a chair, sleeping, and eating a loaf of passing.

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Arina brought Pushkin's fairy tales like Scheherazade sultans Baba.

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Astronomy - is the science that teaches us how to enjoy the sun and the planets.

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Bazarov loved the people who helped him to catch frogs.

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Bazarov bravely endured the test of death.

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Bazarov died young man and sbycha his dream did not happen.

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gentleman sat in the carriage, and gave himself a horse.

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Poor Liza tore flowers and it fed his mother.

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Poor, poor Pierre Pierre!Helen he pointed the horn, and the prince Kuragin made him a cash cow.

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squirrel had built a cozy hollow.

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toothy Vitya and his bright eyes staring into the distance.

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unit realizes that even a short stretch Mother Russia, banged her by his own sons who hate his mother for vulgarity, and fat-kondovy.Future Blok Russia - the grave.

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fighters spared hungry children and give them cans.

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Bolkonski after infidelity Natasha Rostova long time to recover.He recovered only after it pulled up to the oak.

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Most of all I love summer!And especially the crest of the rain!

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Most of his works are impregnated with the spirit of freedom, innovation, verse, unique, historicism and encyclopedism.

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Boris did not regret for a friend or last piece of bread, nor the last bullet.

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Puffin enthusiastically predicted a storm, and a penguin defiantly kept away from him, all his views saying: "We know these are your weather forecasts!"

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The library and the guys were tables piled high with books.

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The library includes two: a boy and a girl;They were brothers.

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In the hospital ward gloated mug.

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in the chamber went black, ruddy from the cold.

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in hot Loge Davydov quickly understand the environment - everywhere reigned monarchy.

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In the reserve live animals, which are already extinct.

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in India since childhood, feminine walks with points on the forehead.

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Italy Gogol rest of Auditors.

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sits in a cage, my feathered friend - a hamster.

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In "Mowgli" Kipling shows like animals that prevailed in India at the beginning of the last century.

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The room lights went out, and we have included a candle.

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in the forest was an extraordinary flavor and I also stopped permanently.

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The museum of nature is a lynx, deer, beaver and other comrades.

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In our city inhabited by many people.

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In our house there are old people and kids who have not yet enrolled in school.

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the hostel, where we live with my mother, the holiday - when baking a cake, drink vodka and fight.

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In the absence of Onegin Tatiana often went to his office, which gradually transformed from a girl into a woman.

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In memory of his father children still kept his father's cap and a thick belt.

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to summer camp, I met a girl Olya.Her name was Tamara.

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The AP storyChekhov's "Lady with the Dog" is said that sometimes you have to love and women.

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's portfolio were books, notebooks, sausage sandwich and other school supplies.

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The campaign went among girls than boys.

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In the mayor's reception were ducks, geese, and other trash.

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In nature, nothing disappears, and entered into the Red Book.

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Last Sunday we went to the lake.But the water in the lake I did not like: some unpleasant feeling that bathing in oil.Dad got all greasy.

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The petty-bourgeois working class rushed Wednesday.

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a result of increased Tikhon is not a man, but a real sheep.

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In the novel "Fathers and Sons" Bazarov is not a father and a child.

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grew in the garden mugs, freely open-mouthed.

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In his humorous tales of the great Chekhov nobody castigates and ridicules, and just trying to make money.

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In the fairy tale "The Magic bowler" - the girl could not remember the spell, and the pot she had not cooked.

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The competition was attended by gymnasts and tunic.

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In the old monkey went naked, and when the glacier came, they were covered with hair, and it helped them become men ...

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In the US, the chairman of the collective farm is the farmer.

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While rap was not, therefore, was delayed People at balls.

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famusovskom in society could be heard not only French words, and Nizhny Novgorod.

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In downtown park planted with growing our parents.

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in the cabinet are books of various writers, written Nosov.

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In this bloody battle on both sides were killed 80,000 people and 49 generals.

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Bob bought a dog when he was a puppy.

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Suddenly Hermann heard the creaking springs.It was the princess.

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Suddenly I heard a dog barking.They were hunters.

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great Russian painter Levitan was born into a poor Jewish family.

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Merry Kate smiled to his full height.

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During the war, women were torn away from you recently and knitted mittens fighters.

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During the second act, and Sophia Molchalin they sat under the stairs Chatsky.

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Afternoon Petchorin liked to drink coffee with cream of society.

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In the depths of the Siberian ores sat Ermak, enveloped by a thought.

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courtyard entered two horses.These were the sons of Taras Bulba.

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doghouse in the yard stood around which sat the dog.

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Warriors rode on camels, horseback and on foot.

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wolf was hungry as a beast.

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waves rocked him in the ass and perёd.

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Volodya ran fun going through two feet.

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Volodya came home proudly baked breast.

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general in Moscow to live well.Our police is good, a lot of people it arrests.

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That drove the bus, carrying of a passenger.

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For zabryuzzhil dawn.

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Vronsky reproached himself that he committed suicide.

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All the streets were decorated with slogans, flags and members of the government.

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Everyone who prevented him to carry firewood malyutochka send bass.

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choosing a name and patronymic for Akaky Gogol did not spare his hero.

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Throwing overboard Princess Mary ascended into the crowd, Stepan Razin became mentally stable and regained the trust of voters.

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Gagarin was the first crook in space.

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Hamlet managed to pretend to be insane, and Ophelia has failed.

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Geologists have come to base their food and see that all of it is eaten by bears.

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Gerasim threw Tatiana and contacted Mumu.

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Gerasim ate at four, and worked alone.

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Gerasim and Mumu quickly found a common language.

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Gerasim Mume poured boiling.

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Gerasim regretted Mumu, so he decided to feed her, and then drown.

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Mumu and Gerasimos love joy podmёl yard.

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Gherasim put down a saucer of milk and began to poke into it a muzzle.

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Gerasim brick tied around his neck, and swam.

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Gerasim taught to swim even worse than talking.

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guitarist picked up his guitar and began to play with her.

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Eyes goalkeeper as his legs ran for his sword.

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Globe dropped and he hurt his head on the floor.

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deaf-mute Gerasim disliked gossip and told the truth.

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Looking at the majestic tree, Bolkonsky feels the same oak.

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Gogol suffered trinity which consisted in the fact that he was standing with one foot in the past, the other welcomed the future, and between his legs was a terrible reality.

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Her head was braided in long braids.

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Gorky saw in America, Yellow Devil, and in his native country persistently did not notice the red.

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Countess was riding in a carriage with a raised folded in an accordion backwards.

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Griboyedov wrote, "Woe from Wit", because a lot of studying.

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Grushnitski was aiming carefully on the forehead, the bullet grazed knee.

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Grushnitski like Princess Mary and Princess Mary wanted to Pechorin, but the general Pechorin did not want to, because he was more than a hero of our time.


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