Thoughts status, aphorisms, frazochki

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Men's trick compared to female - so amateur ...

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If you unjustly wronged, go back and earn!

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New Diet: before you sit down, push off the floor 50 times!The effect is stunning: shaking hands, a lot of them are not up to the mouth donesёsh!

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Where the childhood leaves?Yes, it does not go anywhere!It hides in the ass and then in old age kaaak pops !!!

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sign: if a person praises his neighbors, so he was going to sell the apartment.

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Before you get married, try to groom together pokleit wallpaper.If you survive, and thus both will be satisfied, you just made for each other.

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Wedding - is the only booze, which woman dreams since childhood!

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Red Riding Hood in the 21st century goes to her grandmother, to test vacate or not.

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Children are divided into two categories - and their rude.

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Top optimism - this is the last money to buy a purse ...

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More no man on earth could not escape from the hungry grandmother.

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patches are of two kinds: those that do not stick, and those that do not tear off.

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Monotony - tires, diversity - annoying, and only a disgrace never ceases to amuse.

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big money corrupts, small - enrage ... I want many, many, many medium money!

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When mixed in equal proportions pleasant and useful, you get moderately nasty.

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Do not hurt those who love you.They and so has managed ...

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Do not look at me the pros and cons - I'm not a battery!

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Once you find your soul mate, start to wander around the other half and make you doubt ...

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Sometimes life bends us so that involuntarily realize what the author of the Kama Sutra was a cheerleader!

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In the world there is no perpetual motion, but full of eternal brakes.

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correctly thrown her husband would return, the law of the boomerang.

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Yes, when I open the closet, clothing falls from there, but you must understand, this is not the clothes, not the same !!!

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best way to get a man to do something - to hint to him that he was too old for such things.

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If future Tesza struggling like a potential suitor, then her daughter exactly what is wrong.

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birth - it is generally the biggest mistake made by everyone.Indeed, any conventional life ends in failure.

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you women, you do not understand - she happily told me that she bought those panties for me, but then was upset when I put them on.

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