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She: I want to find someone who will not need my beauty and my soul ...

He devil, or what?

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it: Although I will not lie - I'm not in Rela Inga))

it: who are you in real life?or is it baalshoy Secret?

it: Mnu named after the weapon that brought victory in World War II))

it: tank chtol))))))))

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Jaroslaw: what matters?

Xenia: good

Xenia: Man trying to glue

Jaroslaw: inflatable or what?

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XXX: HELLO prompt as flipping PICTURES !!!Tired of close and open the following as quickly it DO ?????

Ooo: Che in the pictures, then?

XXX: photos from the concert Timati !!!!!!

WWW: arrows on the keyboard has a Delete button, press it - right next photo will appear

XXX: THANK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yyy: hachu iPhone

xxx: why?

yyy: it covers have fun.with ears

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It: I love you !!!))))

He: ..... I do not even know what scares me in the hold approval - elapsed time, masculine, or Georgian accent....

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xxx: What kind of crap?In what language do you speak ?!

yyy: you really do not know what omnomnom, let's Song for saying good and pichalka?

xxx: I do not know!

yyy: pichalka, let's Song for saying good)

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xxx You have not animirovanye smiles for kvip?

yyy and those nah?

xxx Yes, blah, until the message window will not close it and jump.probably tired ... I feel sorry for them

yyy Serge not you have an accident?

xxx How do you know?

yyy yes nowhere.he just called me recently and asked where the grass can get ...

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xxx: why do not I ever wrote poetry?

yyy: Well, catch:

yyy: When the night plunges the city into darkness,

yyy: Quiet old ticking alarm clock.

yyy: When you think that I'm dreaming,

yyy: You open the fridge you.

xxx: I hate you!

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He: Why did not you answer my calls and SMS?

It: There's where you sent me, a bad connection.

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xxx: Well, there is, to deal with those who are washing your poroshek rats?

yyy: Yes, I have added a jar of powder "blueprint" has become a powder and just like in advertising, with the "freshness kristalikami" blah.And the bank has put in the most prominent place in the cabins.Now, two rooms in our hostel have become ardent fans of "Avatar", it is seen by the color of their belongings, and those animal :-)

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xxx: question kid !!there wheelbarrow (foreign car) as cling girls ???))))

yyy: the cable is?

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xxx: Tell me what name to give the girl.My husband wants to Karina and Cristina, I want something unusual, but in Rozumny limits.E. Middle.

yyy: First, be advised to determine the sex of the child.Karina E. will not be happy.

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C culinary site:

xxx: During this time, do stuffing.Putting all that is in the refrigerator.I have this time were: ham, cheese, cheese, pepper and herbs.

yyy: But I have there Vishnevsky ointment, cucumbers and packaging of novocaine.And Cho do now?

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xxx: Well, Che, do you think Angela Zheka wait for the army?

yyy: It is unlikely, it is his work and is not always waiting.

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He: You're my bird!

She: What?He

: Mozgoklyuyka!

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Znayka god food and fertility among the peoples of the far north?(8 letters)

SataNuna: helicopter

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xxx: And then there's the baby ... three years old, and he just eats, shits and screaming!

yyy: Boy?The girl?

xxx: Boy.

yyy: Well, if all goes well, he will be all his life.

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She: Say that you love me.

He: I love you.

She: No, not so.Capps.

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xxx: Well, where is the logic?

yyy I have told you, where is the logic, but the gynecologist told her that there are not.:)

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xxx: Do not go there, they are waiting for you in trouble.

yyy: Well, how do you not go there?They're waiting for you!

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