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Men love to cook barbecue on the coals.Any business (even cooking) becomes interesting for a man, if there is a danger.

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.Firstly, they have already experienced the pain, and secondly, they know what to buy jewelry.

Marrying a divorced man is justified from an environmental point of view.In our world of men less than women - and it is well known that any resource that is not enough a lot to be reused.

Men - very confident people.Some of them are so confident that when watching sports on television, think that if you concentrate hard enough, you will be able to help his team.

Most men ekstraspektivny:

- Did my team win?

- How's my car?

Men like phones with lots of buttons.It makes them feel important.

When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.When four or more women get together, they talk about men.

If a man says, "I'll call you," and does not call it does not mean that he forgot to do it, it does not mean that he lost your phone number, it does not mean that he died.This means that he does not want to call you.

rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem."Get out" and "I do not want to see you again" might sound like a challenge.If you want to get rid man, I say to him: "I love you ... .I want to marry you ....I want to have your children. "Sometimes they leave skid marks.

Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes.Women tend to have high self-esteem is not so, because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

Male menopause is much funnier than women.With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes.Male menopause, get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

Men forget everything, while women do not forget.That is why when broadcasting sports often show repeats.

Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning.The idea that he was not the first is upsetting to their psyches.

Most men hate to shop.That is why the Department of men's clothing is usually located on the first floor two inches from the front door.

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more composes, consider that he is serious.

If you are dating a man and I think that it suits you better than the others because he a) got older;b) got a new job;c) consulted a psychiatrist - for a nasty surprise.The fact that the theory of the cocoon and the butterfly can be applied only in respect of cocoons and butterflies.

All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship."These six words can strike fear even marshal.

Men are sensitive in strange ways.If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it as a personal insult.

On average, men have higher body temperatures than women.If winter in your apartment is cold, it is advisable to sleep in the same bed with a man.Men - like portable heaters that snore.

Women take clothing much more seriously than men.Nobody has ever seen a man who came to walk into a party and said in despair: "Oh, my God!I'm at a loss!Probably best to leave.I see another man, wearing a black tuxedo! "

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