When and with whom you will be the next sex!

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"What a long time I have not had this very ..." - you think.Do not be depressed!Better Get a cookbook, open it to any page, shut your eyes and point-finger on the line from the recipe.According to her, you'll understand when and with whom you will be the next sex!

Sex and cooking linked more than you think.Since ancient times, a man survived two basic instincts: there and have sex.Let's try to reconcile.

Promahnis!

Guessing only once a day.Do not spy on!You'll have to, instead of making love to cook the dish in which you got your finger.Avoid books that consist of exotic cuisine recipes.You can foretell this - not obradueshsya!

recipes millions, but one thing unites them ...

Theoretically all of them can be eaten.They contain a certain amount of calories, and for their preparation requires a certain number of times.These criteria, and we will need: calories and time.They will mark the period through which you get something for which all and afoot.

So ...

Meat and fish dishes - the number of calories divided by 5 or 8. Depending on the complexity of preparation.If a recipe is not very complicated, divided by 8 if catchy - by 5. Get the number of days left before the "sexual" event.


sweet, vegetable and fruit dishes - cooking time is multiplied by 7 and get the hours left until the X-Men.
Recipes lot.Here are examples, and you are repelled by them.Have fun doing it!Otherwise, you'll get a finger exclusively dishes of yogurt.And it you want?

sex snack
Dessert "Air soufflé"

Oh, it would be for sex! .. Easy as the breeze, sweet and short.Perhaps leaving "calories", folding in a "windfall kilograms" ... So take care of prevention!He
: pale young man with burning eyes, with wet hands and haste of a mountain stream.Come to your senses you will not.Not with anything.Not really undress or relax.

Chicken tobacco

Hiking in the ice cream parlor, a walk with flowers and balloons, timid touch and a hint of coffee.And further, "baby", "baby", "baby" - even if your meter eighty growth and a hundredweight weight.To start timid attempt to seat you to your knees, and then a sharp surprise of your skillful striptease.He
: the eternal romantic, medium pink glasses.A big problem in terms of "to talk about how you nicer."Your task is to liberate it, because you know how!

mushrooms marinated

glass of brandy "to" cigarette "after."Between - sophisticated pleasure from knowing his business partner.He
: mellow, quite old and rather nerdy.As they say - the taste and color ...

Seafood cocktail

sparkling, inventive, elegant and very passionate.With Kama Sutra under the pillow, a joint photo 9.5 weeks and acrobatics in bed.He
: the one about whom you dreamed all his life, whatever it may be.

beef tongue is Caucasian

with talk and toasts.With stories about their sexual prowess.The long and varied (I mean sex, but do not talk).He
A hot brunette with alluring magical eyes and cheerful character burdensome.Want - to be continued ...

Chop chop

name of the dish accurately reflects your status after.And crushed and chewed.He
: persistent fan who finally got his wish.In other words, Dorval.

jellied fish

With sincere protestations of eternal love and promises to marry immediately.But only after you prove that it is ready to be with him.He
: middle-aged ladies' man, past the fire, water and copper pipes, as evidenced by the trained fingers who know exactly where to press to "it" unzipped his or excited.

salad crayfish

memorable, but somewhat uncomfortable ...
He, Who told you that he will be the one?

one line

Meat dish - with the chosen of your heart.Thoroughly long.
The dish includes peppers - hot and spicy sex.
sweet foods - sugary, but romantic.
dish with fresh pineapple - with the boss at lunchtime.
Salad - may soon change of partner.
Sandwiches - quickly.For example, in an elevator or in a car.

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