From chat (cheerful quotes)

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He: And what's your phone?She

: Beautiful

It: A Model?:-)

She: No, what?

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xxx: Misha, greedy not be good!

yyy: who is bad?I like

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Seele: I slowly take off stockings ..

fLAy: a ​​clothesline?

Seele: Infection

Seele: From head robber, blah

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Vlal: How it all got.That drop everything and go to the army!

radiomanka: I'll wait for you!

Vlal: That's what I'm most afraid of and ...

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Death: I'll come tomorrow at 10

Lexa: Damn, Olga!Change your nickname!

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ketti: Hi !!!!!!!!!!!!Let's get acquainted !!!

Lord: Hello.Come on.How old are you?

ketti: 12. And you?

Lord: Mmmmm.30. Mama pretty?

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Alex: Dude, you are not forgotten Nitsche at my house?%))))

Lysyy_Gnom: Yes, no, conductive pozhi

Lysyy_Gnom: cigarettes, Mobile, More Th ...

Lysyy_Gnom Let not all nishtyak and sho it?

Alex: Yes, not all is well, your power with my daughter sitting Disney looks to me that FSUs, sitting high

Lysyy_Gnom: bl ** k!Right now I will dude, sorry !!!!

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Betty: Let's go to the movies tomorrow?

Sokol: I have a girl !!!

Betty: I'm your girl stoned idiot !!!!!

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she: Kostik, things ace not say, but I ...

She: I'm pregnant ...

she: aauu you glad?She

: Kostik?

He: it is not, he walked away.

she: oh.and who is it?He

: apparently a grandmother

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Husband: - What comes Tesza?

Wife: - A number or horseradish?

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xxx: Wow!Who is online so late!Why do not you sleep?

yyy: Yeah, I can not sleep, mosquitoes landed, buzzing in his ear.

xxx: You turn on some relaxing drive.

yyy: Do you think that sleep?

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xxx: So he is married ???Bliiiin (((

xxx: Although, you know, for a long time, I noticed that he has something ...

yyy: Yeah, a wedding ring

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Jay_White: Listen .. If the tabledrops a spoon - a woman come so?

d_VoiNick: Yeah

Jay_White: If the plug - evil woman ..

d_VoiNick: Well

Jay_White: If the knife - a man ..

Jay_White: The question arises - what should fallto come to an evil man? =)

d_VoiNick: server blasphemy

*** It: If the neighbors would scream and wake the baby, knock them into the wall.

He: Che? Child in the wall ???

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xxx: hedgehogs die from the smoke, and hedgehogs - orderlies forests. Without hedgehogs and foxes begin to starve often run out for people, foxes and the rabid bite ...

xxx: and the smoke disappeared mosquitoes, frogs, and have nothing to eatthey die, no frogs - no herons.

yyy: You're trying to say that we now have in place the mosquitoes will bite the fox?

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xxx: ", and sent wicked stepmother patcheritsu the forest. For ..."

xxx: uh, for what it is it sent?

yyy: for patches!

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Nimphette (17:05): CAG pishetsa Videsh or see?

Sasha (17:05): ish

Sasha (17:07): I would be in your place first understand the word "CAG"

Nimphette (17:07): a tag that is not?

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Doddy: Yes Policeman braked ...

Gfif: Che wanted?

Doddy: Well, Che, Che?Friday evening.Ask stupid questions and carefully sniffed my answers ...

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xxx: I'm not looking for easy ways!

yyy: you treat teeth at the proctologist?

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xxx: mom called today.She said that yesterday I heard on TV that the children sit at the computer because they do not udilyayut parents attention.

xxx: then I said that from that day I udilyayut attention

xxx: and asked to wash her sundress ....

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nnn: Does the people?I believe that people change.It is only necessary sufficiently strong impact.

rrr: change course.Not the fact that the better

lll: change course.Prince Golitsyn, remember once bartered excellent English greyhound puppy two yard girls and the driver.

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well for multiple sclerosis with dumplings I have something!

then forgot to turn off, then buy forgot bought - cook forgot

climax today - bought put to boil, boil water - realized that he had forgotten the dumplings in a store

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M: Look, even condoms without lubricationexist?

N: What, found herself someone?)

M: No.Just think of what a cell wrap to hang around in the shower ICQ.

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Takuto: Damn, I have eggs frozen ...

Moonlight: Sit on the battery.

Takuto: Do ​​not those bonehead!

Takuto: For hung window products ... became yaishnitsu fry, and they do not break the damn thing!

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xxx: bought a car, does not go something

zzz: for how much?

xxx: 18 tr

zzz: I bought a fridge for so much, too, does not go ...

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Anton: Want verse?

-I remember a wonderful moment:

front of me was you,

Like a fleeting vision,

How genius of pure beauty.

Lera how beautiful ... you're so cute, for me, no one did not compose poems ...

Anton:%) Well, I'm shocked ... you know, rushing me today, I'm now so much poetry nasochinyali


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