It is easy to call for the help of God - it is difficult for it to find.
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accuse woman whom only clothes shoes and hats, in bad taste, can only other woman ...
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If you want to know what you think about friends and loved ones, calltheir presence in the mobile and listen to what you should tune.Budet surprised.
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Not all men are dogs, just one of them like a dog - with different knots, but someone like a wolf - either alone or with a wolf forever!
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There are such fools that there are doubts in the natural origin of their stupidity.They obviously somewhere that trained!
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desire, which is not short of money, called a dream.
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back - bad luck ... especially if you are a married young woman and three days was not at home ...
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only Russian people can tirelessly to prove the alien that we are a country of idiots.And stuff his face when he finally agreed.
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Money Never mind, are not redundant.
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It would be better if the time flew slowly and crawled faster.
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If a fool for a long time sitting on a diet, then it becomes graceful fool, while remaining full.
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Marriage - is when the young man stops to buy flowers and begins to buy vegetables.
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Optimist - this is not the first one to shout "Hurrah!" And the one who shouts the last "piZdets!" ...
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There are such solutions, after the adoption of which the cockroaches inhead standing ovation!
If you claim that there is no third, it is likely, and the second will be a big problem.
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Optimism - is to learn Chinese in order to interrogate prisoners Chinese.
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Appetite comes with eating.Appetite - during the diet.
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life dictates its own laws.But we do not like at school dictations!
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Unfortunately, the naked truth - this is not a seductive striptease, and the promise of a good thrashing.
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Learn the multiplication table!And then wake you up in the middle of the night and you and say nothing ...
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fake orgasms easily.You try to simulate an erection.
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Husbands would not have lied so much, if his wife did not ask much.
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course, with us women is not easy ... Well, we do not ass ... Well, or a hand ...
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