in one of the Moscow clinics paid a month ago came the proud son of the mountains, Caucasian.Proud to be proud, but think he was beaten, and some frightened.The girl in the front desk, crouched on duty smile, asked him:
- Which doctor would like to get an appointment?
- Slyushay, MNE would aneseteziologu - somehow whisper replied Caucasian.
- Why whisper?- Also a woman lowered her voice.
- In menya parablema.Doktaru tell ne tebe.
- Actually, the anesthesiologist does not conduct reception of patients - she hesitated.- Maybe the first to the therapist?You have a lot of pain?
- Nat, Nat is Bole.But soon will ochen strong!
Five minutes later, a Caucasian came to the therapist.Full sympathetic attention and caring participation, which is only in private clinics, the doctor asked:
- On what complain?
- I ochen ashamed doktar!Ochen MNE ashamed.I nedostoyny son of his people and his Matheri!Obeschayte that nobody ever ne rasskazhete, zachem I have.
therapist nodded and folded his hands in the castle:
- I gave the Hippocratic oath.I do not tell.
- haras, doktar.MNE need local anesteziya arms, legs, stomach and back.
urgently until it withered akanchatelno ne!
Caucasian frantically undress, and has seen a lot in his lifetime saw a therapist, even took off his glasses and began very quickly to wipe them.
Almost all Caucasian furry body was covered with white wax strips, designed for hair removal.Only on the chest could be seen hairless pink box.
- Doktar I could atadrat only one strip!Here zdes!- Caucasian pointed at his chest.- It was such a pain, doktar such pain!I thought that I would go and zarezhu!
- Gossspodi, so why are you smeared it with wax?Can not you just shave?
- Nat!In menya date cherez two o'clock!And to shave tselikom, I need an hour chetyre!So by Del anesteziyu, doktar.I still need to uspet for tsvetami!
therapist sat in silence a moment, staring blankly at the patient, then winced, recovered and went for anesthetic ...
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