Funny excerpts from school essays

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Lermontov died in the Caucasus, but he loved it not so!

Plyushkin piled in a corner at a whole bunch and every day there under.

Lena went to a duel in the trousers.They parted, and a shot rang out.

Dantes was not worth a damn Pushkin.


courtyard entered two horses.These were the sons of Taras Bulba.

Onegin liked Byron, so he hung it over the bed.

Gherasim put a saucer on the floor, and began poking him muzzle.

Onegin was hard inside, and he came to relieve Tatiana.

Bolkonsky often went to look the oak, which he looked like as two peas.

Lermontov was born with his grandmother in the village where his parents lived in St. Petersburg.

Chatsky went through the anus and podpёrnul door with a stick.

Gerasim Mume poured boiling.

Poor Liza tore flowers and it fed his mother.

Khlestakov sat in the cart and shouted: "Drive on, darling, to the airport!"

Chatsky father died in childhood.

Pierre was a man of so peed spirits.

Under the old age of his bedridden cancer.

Suddenly Hermann heard the creaking springs.It was the princess.



Kabaniha groped Katerina soft spot every day and pressed on him.

at Rostov had three daughters: Hatasha, Sonya and Nikolay.

Taras sat on the horse.The horse bent, and then laughed.

Tatiana soul full of love and can not wait, as if to douse it with someone.

It was the French regiment and Kutuzov.

Onegin was a rich man: in the morning he was sitting in the dressing room and then went to the circus.

Peter jumped off the podium and ran for Eugene loudly tsokaya hooves.

hoc Gogol filled with profound meaning.

deaf-mute Gerasim did not like to gossip and tell the truth.

Turgenev satisfy neither fathers nor children.

girls like Olga, have long been fed up with Onegin, and Pushkin, too.

with Mikhail Lermontov I met in kindergarten.

Gerasim ate at four, and worked alone.

Pechorin Bela stole in a rush of feelings and wanted by her love closer to the people.But he did not succeed.Not succeeded him this and Maksim Maksimych.

Bazarov liked different insects and made them vaccinated.

Pugachev granted a fur coat and a horse from his shoulder.

Chichikov many positive features: it is always shaved and smells.

silky blond curls were beaten out from under her lace apron.

Chichikov drove in a carriage with a raised backwards.

On the way to Bogucharovo Bolkonsky, like an old oak tree, turned green and blossomed.

FAMUSOV condemns his daughter that Sophia in the morning and already a man.

Grushnitski was aiming carefully on the forehead, the bullet grazed knee.

poets of the XIX century were thin-skinned people: they are often killed in a duel.

Hatasha was true Russian nature, very fond of nature and often went into the yard.

Here he first learned Russian colloquial speech of the nurse Arina.

During the second act, and Sophia Molchalin they sat under the stairs Chatsky.

first successes Pierre Bezukhov in love was bad - he just got married.

Chatsky was self-sufficient.On that says, though, his lack of children.

Chairman milkmaids so took a nerve that increased milk production immediately.

Prince Oleg predicted that he would die of a snake that come out of his skull.

Decembrists gained greater potency and poured it on the Senate Square.

Then fighter recalled that in his pocket rifle!

"only for a moment take a look at Paris ..." - I wanted to Kutuzov.

army ran, and ran ahead Hapoleon losing their greatness and honor of every minute.

Raskolnikov awoke and reached for a sweet ax.

Ha riverbank milkmaid milking a cow, and reflected in the water all the way around.

Countess was riding in a carriage with a raised, folded in an accordion backwards.

Old Isergil was unapproachable as a tanker.

Anna Karenina did not find any real man because fell under a train.

Papa Carlo knocked Pinocchio.

Frogs rode in pairs in the direction of the swamp, where committed suicide.

The poem is written in rhyme that is often seen in the poet.

Gogol's work was characterized by a trinity.One foot he stood in the past, the other foot in the future, and between his legs was a terrible reality.

Australian population density of 4 persons per square meter.

Ha foreground begins the path.Ha background footpath continues.

great Russian painter Levitan was born into a poor Jewish family.

boy in the boat quickly rowed rockers.

Of all female charms Mary Bolkonskaya were only the eyes.

converged Anna and Vronsky entirely new way acceptable to the country.

Caterpillar run headlong from a sparrow.

My friend snub nose fades into the neck.

When Onegin as Tatiana deepen and expand.

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