good to be hair - lying itself, and take care of you!
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worse jokes boss, the easier it is to identify a sneak.
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If you have a conscience, then you have those who do not have it.
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Only in our country the phrase "You're all in the father" - is most often an insult.
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It used after the wedding, the young like the wedding night.Now just want to quickly go to sleep.
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Blessed are jumping because they doprygat.
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Nothing brings people together like a narrow blanket ...
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Girls are constantly adding photos where they can be clearly seen iPhone or chest, or in the car, or something similar, but slightlyadd a photo made during the solution of the problem with the integrals?
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Have you ever paid attention to that the symbol «& amp;» look like a man who drags his ass on the floor?
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Somehow all surprised that the little boy (from the cartoon "Buttermilk") named Uncle Fyodor, and that they are repairing a machine in the apartment and that it the size of a chair, all do not care at all.
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Sometimes it seems that today's children can be educated only method of carrot and stick: the whip on the ass, then in the face with the stick.
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Just imagine what would have happened if the internal organs also were scratched ...
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Vodka with ice harm the kidneys, liver iced rum, gin and iced heart, brain whiskey with ice.This damn ice incredibly bad!
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anyone noticed that when you go on the train backwards, then your view is directed to the past ...
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Most importantly, if you spit below priests?Do not forget to throw a braid forward, when you go to the toilet.
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Just imagine how wonderful it would be if you come up with high-heeled shoes, which can be unscrewed.Just imagine, you go all so beautiful .... tired feet, unscrewed and moved on!
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Lord, I wish you my boobs so big reward, not an appetite!
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Every woman should have a man who still call 87 times to ask a single question: "Najera your phone?"
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