1. If you want something - tell me straight.Dot the i: Translucent hints do not work!Transparent hints do not work!Even superprozrachnye hints do not work!Just tell me straight!
2. Tears - is blackmail.
3. learn to interact with toilet harnesses.You're not small!If it is raised, lower.We need it to be raised, to you has been omitted.We do not complain that you did not pick it.
4. Yes and No are perfectly suited as an answer to almost any question.
5. Share with us only the problems that must be solved.For that we also need.For sympathy for her friends.
6. If the headache persists for 17 months, you clearly something wrong.To the doctor.
7. All we said 6 months ago can not be used as an argument in the dispute.Moreover, the shelf life of any replica or comment will automatically expire no later than 7 days.
8. If you think you're fat, probably because it is.We do not have to ask.
9. If we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the interpretations of acts on you like a red rag to a bull, we meant the other.
10. You can ask us to do something or say how we should do it.But not both together.If you know how to do what you need in the best way, go and do it myself.
11. Christopher Columbus nobody told where to swim.And we do not need!
12. All men see in only 16 colors, as in the standard color scheme of Windows.Peach is the juice, not the color.Pumpkin pie is also no color.What is a coral and mauve, we have no idea.
13. If something itches, it is necessary to scratch.Dot.
14. If we ask what happened, and you answer "no", then we are going to behave as if nothing had happened.Obviously, you're lying, but point to argue ?!
15. If you ask a question that does not want to hear the answer to, expect an answer you do not want to hear.
16. If we need to go somewhere together, either your clothes as superwomen, fine ... True.
17. Do not ask what we think about.We think about business.
18. you have something to wear.
19. shoes is a lot.
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