Voprosik statuses frazochki ...

good parents.They have - love.And then we live.

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Nothing motivates go on a diet, as a dad, who got into your jeans

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Why is the phrase "professor flunked student" sounds quite ordinary, but the "student professor flunked" violent causesreaction?

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throws huskies with strangers.Now it's called flirting.

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phrase "Well, we will not disturb you" means that help you no one is going.

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child stepped on a new tablet, is still your child, how would you not call

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Want to send a man in one word?Write it "clearly

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In the struggle between" want "and" must "usually wins" do not care "

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biggest news value is, yobibayt. Feels Russian trail ...

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How many beautiful songs were killed victim alarm ...

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People who watch figure skating, are divided into two types: "God, what her beautiful dress!" and "Well, when someone has-nibud dolbanet on the ice? "

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Glamour - is a representation of the beauty of cattle.

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It is only in melodramas at the end of a man appears and solves all the problems. In life, is exactly the opposite: a manIt appears at the beginning. And with it, all the problems and begin.

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If you do not eat bread, sugar, cereals, drink tea and coffee with milk - fat becomes smaller and sadder face.

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friends VKontakte - as ballpoint pens, 120 pieces - and only a few write ...

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You know nothing about the pain, if you do not cut down the light when writing course.

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Who what will come to us, and he already left.

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to sit and wait for the prince, you first need to have a dad king.

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day and night is included with all the current goes through the chain circle ...

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Have you ever tried to insert the end of the sentence "and not only".This adds some intrigue to your words, and not only.

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All women with straight hair want curls, curly all want to have straight hair.And only bald women want to tank.

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What is the middle name Soso Pavliashvili daughter?

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For someone I - the sun, someone - a sunstroke, and someone - do not shine!

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meet in 25 years, the one 18 you're considered a prince ... and understand - how happy he rode his horse past.