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I want the fate took me by the hair and straight muzzle - in happiness, happiness, happiness !!!

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Want husband during cooking joking, laughing and spinning somewhere nearby?Invite a cute girlfriend in a miniskirt help you in the kitchen.

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standing on the scales you realize that Candy Cow - this is not just a name ... This is a warning ...

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If a boy loves soap, tooth powder, then this moron will volvulus.

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As Indian analysts say, you want to dance about it?

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one thing if you went away, another - if you sent away.

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Friendship between man and woman is always based on the hope of a party that is not just a friendship.

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black cat ran across the road to you, it means that the animal is going somewhere.Keep it simple ...

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Ergofobiya - fear of work, to make any action.Everyone thought I was lazy?Fuck, I'm sick :)

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good man should be a lot of bad and even more so on the door could not go, bitch!

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scary to send the child to her grandmother - a solid leaked ...

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Brick, put on the refrigerator door, save your pet from overeating and nice variety of night silence.

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Crashed glass - it fortunately.Crashed happiness - is to the glass.

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girls 12-15 years writing status "it so I do not have enough."They're about the brain, right?

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German speech in the Russian peasant is twofold association inspired by the movies - or take a gun and shoot them all or take off his pants and fuck all.

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not like adulthood.Here a child I dreamed of becoming a mermaid, to fly to the moon, make a pony, and now the limit of my dreams - sleep, eat and live up to the salary.

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most incorruptible of all - the toilet.

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Using toothpaste, dentists recommend the best, remember that these people have a vested interest to our teeth ached as much as possible and as much as possible ...

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Embrace without broken ribs considered insincere.

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15 grandparents, 10 drunk Dembele, crying child from eating only chicken and boiled eggs.But everyone understands each other!Reserved seats - konnekting People!

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And it is interesting because it turns out - they are even at the Snow White - the seven dwarfs, and at our Sleeping Beauty - seven Bogatyrev!

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... Look straight, breathe smoothly, lying fairly justifies nicely ...

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wonder a children's stomach when it is no longer climb the last three spoons of soup to perfectly fit3 cookies, chocolates and 5 liters of juice ...

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nothing useful on the farm than men feel guilty.

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of a heart attack is usually run by those for whom a heart attack and was not going to chase.

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Wisdom - when Butt calmed down and nothing is seeking.

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where to go KEYS ???They met secretly with the TV remote control.-And Together waiting for the stick.

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Depth Well ... nN, which is a student at the end of the school year, is directly proportional to the length of the member laid on the study.

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girl on the note.Goddesses compliments do not make them - pray.

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I learned to be the same as men.

said he'd call and did not call.

just disappear for no reason,

Because I am free, and I can not love ...

I learned to be the same as men.

Aiming at will, I fling out of hand.

That's because they, for no reason,

of the angels of the earth - is grown females.