How to shower like a woman:
1.Snyat clothing and place it in the various sections of the cabinet of dirty laundry, depending on the color.
2. wearing long dressing gown and go to the bathroom.If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3. Look in the mirror at your womanly physique that will need to do more sit-ups.
4. Get in the shower.Shelf loofah facial loofah Hand, Foot loofah, washcloth for long back, wide loofah and pumice stone.
5. Wash hair once with cucumber and sage.
6. Wash your hair again, so that they are clean.
7. Shelf conditioner grapefruit and mint, with the addition of natural avocado oil.Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
8. Rub the face ointment from crushed apricot, until the red.
9. Wash the rest of the body of gel for a body with ginger nut and aerated chocolate with orange flavor.
10. rebelled by the fact that your husband eats the body wash with dry ginger and aerated chocolate with orange flavor.
11. Rinse conditioner from the hair.
12. Shave armpits and legs.
13. Turn off shower.
14. Wipe damp places in the soul.Spray all the stains on ceramic tiles in Tayleksom.
15. Log out of the shower with a towel on the floor.Dry with a towel the size of a European country.Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
16. Hang a towel from the floor to the edge of the tub.
17. Check entire body for the presence of specks.
18. Tear unwanted hairs with tweezers.
19. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
20. If the husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How to shower like a man:
1. Sitting on the edge of the bed, take off your clothes and throw it in the pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom.If your wife along the way, then shake wiener at her, uttering at the same at-hoo!
3. Look in the mirror at your manly physique.Admire the size of their penis and scratch your ass.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Wash your face.
6. Wash your armpits.
7. Blow your nose in your hand and rinse with water.
8. Publish farting noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.
9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
10. Wash your butt, leaving hairs stuck on the soap.
11. Wash your hair with shampoo.
12. tasted body wash with dry ginger and aerated chocolate with orange flavor.
13. Make a Mohawk haircut with shampoo.
14. Piss.
15. Rinse and out of the shower without using a towel on the floor.
