scrap of conversation between the two women:
- You know, Mary, you and I are different situations: your losing weight, if it is not fed, and my gain weight if his feed.And believe me, it's not the same thing!
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Muscovite Glamour comes to stay in the village to the grandmother.
- Babul, where you can go there at night?
- in the bucket.
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- Alla, Sveta, you Che doing now?
- Why, my boyfriend asked him to make beef stroganoff ...
- Lord!And it is still that of perversion?
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- Daughter, you FIVE spoons of sugar put - that you, in love ?!
- No, Mom, I just love the sweet tea ...
- You're five tablespoons of sugar put!
- I really love the sweet tea ...
- Daughter, you put them in the soup ...
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first made epilation.
After it became clear that I have a very crooked legs.
What will advise?
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Daughter (curious):
- Mom!And where are inserted tampons?
Mom (choking on an apple):
- Well ... how do you say ... well there, where babies come from.
Daughter (ofigev):
- The stork, or what? !!
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I have a bad habit - when sewed up that thread, I stick the needle next to him in bed, so as not to lose.So, today, at 6 o'clock in the morning, before work sewing up a skirt, I did not have time to figure out that I was sitting on an inflatable bed ...
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Two friends in a crowded subway:
- Damn, what a crush!
- Strange, yesterday in a disco atmosphere, you called it.
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read in the newspaper that the pregnancy symptoms - drowsiness, confusion, lack of balance ... to conclude that I was about three years as a child.
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Lonely lady acquainted with an elderly, unintelligent, unrestrained and financially needy person, having all the bad habits, to create a family for his neighbor.
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Three ladies exchanged the experience.First:
- I got home, her husband becomes attached to the table and half naked in front of him go.
second:
- This is garbage!When I got home, my husband to undress, put on a dog collar, leash, and an hour forcing me to lick his feet.
Third:
- Girls, have you compassionate, I am ashamed of you!Is it so wrong with these animals?So I - I come home, my husband becomes attached to a chair, his mouth sealed with adhesive tape, and two hours to tell him how my day has passed that said Sveta Smirnova and what discount in "World Shoe" !! ..
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Talk with a pregnant girlfriend:
- Well, are you in your position you want something special?
- Of course!Every morning wildly husband wants to pour into the food diuretic, emetic and sleeping pills to understand bastard like me crappy!
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