These are the wise advice would have been the ancient Slavs for husband and wife, if you lived in our time.
Teachings wife:
1. If, for example, the husband angry that the house is unclean so nasty not accused her husband that no grandmother-maids bring splendor inconceivable, and he folly seed, on-grandmother housekeeper earnsand decorate your body is perishable fishnet stockings and a maid costume from a sex shop, take in the hand of a funny contraption made of feathers and with respect and dignity ometati dust, and after kneeling raskoryachivshis floors myti.I see how your husband and rejoiceHe replaces his anger at the mercy.
2. When thou lord your home vozvraschatsya alien spirits vonyayuchi without swords in his face contented hearty meal that his hands for him-geek in mokrovolnovke warmed up, and so in awe of the meal in silence punctuated his welcoming - even at obedshisya yes opivshisyatele phone restless dremlet.A his newfangled check all incoming calls but text messages come - and that the lost sheep, that her husband doted tvovo, vychisli.Da only mean do not show, and go to bed-rest - sleep on a terrible revenge mudrenee.Plany better stroitiwith a fresh mind.
3. If you Do you hear my interior flair that walks the dog.your Lord, and to stop these things evil orgies, can not, do not waste pohulyay his master, if the salary regularly bring the house, let him teshitsya demonic merrymaking with shameful devkami.A you humble yourself, keep their innate intelligence, but void sumnyashesya Pick good-fellow,hard to conjugal duty for Mr. tvovo performed, but the language is not helluva lot of flaws, not to boast before her husband, that olodtsa sword kladenets povolshebney will - take care of the family hearth.
4. When thou leave labors earned, not for Gore, and your Lord booklets on hotels Turkish and look and do not want to face disgruntled helluva lot of gates, not rape him in vain, let go on all four sides to have a good laugh my soul valiant illusionFreestyle will let a satisfied and returning with gifts-offerings.And the resorts infidel one go down, so it will come handy.
5. If a Good Samaritan that because of sin but is a mystery to you, give you a dress red-rich Al kaku more pleasant thing, not the thing loomed in front of her husband, and you will be mocked and laughed and, ifbeaten with stones.It is better to tell his master of speech so flattering promise of sex skazachno and lead him by the white ruchenki shop coveted, and the same dress to buy zastav.Odno dress to the store after the vozvernesh, and other dress up become so, and Mr svovo Samaritan radovat.Opyat sameIt is worth a pretty penny framework.
6. Koli is necessary for you to carnal pleasures to the blue sea in the warm edge with some kind person sletati so you Gather your thoughts and come up with meager for her husband plausible excuse so do not forget to attend leisure.Weekly him all sorts of dishes so drinking supplies mash, but movies with Pamela Anderson bought in abundance, so all his friends reported that he had one at home budet.I while returning from overseas resort can start sawing his gnobiti yes, because he loved it, dove, the forest you were guilty.
Teachings husband:
1. If you come home at the wrong time, and your mug shameful drunk and lipstick smeared Babskii come with an offering, with more coming denzhischi, with bags krokadilovymi so rich with Briliant that several carats.And if the wealth you Joy had Ali left it all out there, where the shameful sin in different kinds indulged and okromya flowers, with flower beds stolen, the Empress of his house did the feet is positive do not have, then beysya head against the wall and their sins repent- and maybe spare your wife.
2. Coley all your righteous acquiring the rat race there for a pittance, and thy wife day and night nags you mercilessly let verbs that you are not a man at all, just a sable fur coat can not buy it, then you send it, so covetous anger, the Labour Exchange, for thy wife is a free woman, and right before the law vaschi sovereign's equal, and may she works just bread and sable fur coat itself produce.
3. Ms. Coley of your house for the master of the not very clever turned out not surprise meal mistress and purity in a mansion not comply umelitsy not pohulyay her and restrain her adulterous sramoslovie - not at the service of life, I suppose, zhenilsya.Klikni Single grandmother-stryapuhu yes pribiruhu-grandmother - are you, falcon, life and naladyat.A if there is no attendants at the attendants, is praying so gird go, falcon, and earn.
4. If your wife is a pretty unreasonable looks frantically curlers winds at an odd hour and a mobile phone in your pocket robe and hides his Chuyko you Do you hear that all this is no accident, but sinned should be wicked, nor break her ribs and the face of daDo not knock your head, speeches obydno not Reproach and try himself to his wife in the bedroom unoroviti.Svechi try vozzhigati, incense incenses, incense speeches so flattering to her ears zalivati.Koli'll be adept satisfaction not covet thy wife to someone else if cheloveka.Amost of all hunting you recline on the couch, and let the chips zhevati shameless telly to watch and necha for quite blame his wife's face, so be angry Especially hands razmahivat.Ibo well bad that she is happy and you are happy.
5. Koli is your wife so severe anger, your every word and do not contradict the honor you niskolechko, besides more daring and dangerous is, as: cast-iron frying pan throw Ali nasty broom chase through the house, it does not annoy tedious speeches,and buy her a sex shop in steel handcuffs, pink fur trimmed so whip shelkovuyu.I to please her, and he will be sure that if you and cripple it now, not very.
6. If you fulfill the conjugal duty and not the needs of cute, because you yourself started the joy on the side, and together ashche and presents a trump she set out to do, then your bdi.Plate, come home at all, must be clean of lipstickAli babskih hair and the smell of other people's do not mess, and only if anteresu you give a gift to his left, as a gift to his wife Dari expensive, and the carelessness and negligence of his house mistress offend, but he then know and pozhaleesh.Oh, sorry!
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