on 31 December.
For Olivier dorezala, the chicken is ready, ready mashed fruit washed, cleaned the apartment, patted clothes, pate washed, shaved legs.Tree, creature, once you fall, you'll feed mad cow!Well, where are you, dear guests, I was just in a festive Christmas mood pass, damn it, sit down, guzzle!Well, for the new year?Chin-chin!
January 1st.
Sofa.Fridge.Sofa.Fridge.Sofa.Fridge.Magicians, midshipmen, Verka Serduchka, catharsis.I wonder who the guests locked the cat in the dishwasher?Fridge.Sofa.Sofa.Sofa.
January 2.
Hello, dear guests!With your martini and tangerines with me and Olivier tree.Happy Holidays!Tree, creature, stand!And then you feed it a furious guests.Cat did not see? .. Strange.Over the New Year!
January 3.
Sofa.Fridge.Sofa.Fridge.Sofa.Ale, hello!To you?
Nuuu: it is necessary to perform movements: Oh well, food.And you still remained grub?Okay, then I've had a martini and tangerines.I propose a toast: Well, you know:
January 4.
Oh, to go to the toilet.I am a member of Olivier, and instead of my brain mandarins.It is necessary to take a break, go for a walk, have a drink mineralochki: Oh, hello!What brings you here?Past fled, decided to look, vodka drink, warm up?Well, come: For the new year?Well, let's.She saw herself as a cat gets into the dishwasher and locked from the inside to tie the holidays.
January 5.
Mom, Dad, hello.Happy New Year to you, dear, you just prevsego!Mother, have mercy, if I eat your brawn, I burst straight to your holiday table, or my stomach through the ears at will climb.No!No salads!I'm pregnant Olivier grandson like this?Well, that and leave me to breathe quietly in the passage and to regret his worthless life: Champagne drink, but only as an anesthetic, I also know that a living because of your table do not get out!
January 6.
Today we have Christmas Eve, it is necessary to meet the bright holiday as it should be!For Olivier dorezala, the chicken is ready, ready mashed fruit washed, cleaned the apartment, patted clothes, pate washed, shaved legs.Hello, dear guests, pass: leave the tree to lie in it, as the whole country, hibernation.Well, you coming!I do not pour!Well, if only slightly, symbolically: For Christmas!And in the new year, of course, the same.Christmas is more important?Well, let's once again for Christmas!And in the new year, so he did not take offense at us.Over the Christmas and New Year together, that no one was hurt?Let
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on 7 January.
Sofa.Sofa.Sofa.It is necessary to gather his thoughts and remember where in my home refrigerator.
January 8.
Ale, hello!You eat me guess?Well, let's take: Just do not bring a martini, and that my future husband-mummers sick.Marry this year face a child go abroad - a great result!For this it is necessary to drink.There vodka and mineral water propose to continue guessing, I still have money in the coming year, and health to survive the holidays!I propose a toast: yyyyy: ..
on 9 January.
For everything to work tomorrow, it's time to come vsebya.Cat, come out, I will not!Hello, you're back to me?Listen, tomorrow at work, have a conscience!Tea will be?With cake.Cognac brought?Well, a teaspoon of tea and more, no, no!For new fucking year.Wow, what a delicious tea!Who else pour? ..
on 10 January.
So: This is my job.Here are just a matter of what I do?I have somewhere to be job description ...
