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Do unto others as you want them to do unto you.Give her husband tights!

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's interesting that the show on channel "Schoolboy" to 2.15 nights in the "German with pleasure"!?!?!

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Sorry, no marital status: "Drunk.love all ยป

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Pretending that helps the baby in the sandbox, you can play with without the pale sovochkom, bucket and molds.

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Thirty - age class.Still young and beautiful, but not a fool!

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I'm a strong woman ... but with slight resistance to the pleasant ...

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can live fast will only heal for a long time!

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If you believe the Bible, even the most otyavlenny sinner can go to heaven if you die during Easter.This is the first in the history of mankind a bug that was officially recorded and has not yet been fixed.

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Thirty - the best age for a woman of forty.

*** Milk infused herring cleans where "assets" does not get ...

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In addition to the First Law of washing machine (all linen is in the blanket cover) there is a second: how deeply you do not zapihneshJeans, button their iron will still batter the glass ...

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midlife crisis for men - when the mistress is no different from his wife ...

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Chekhov's story "Thick and thin"excluded from the school curriculum, so as not to cause unnecessary complexes for boys and girls - premature fantasies.

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Just imagine that the boy-Jew, which will bring up two gay men, there will be a real Jewish mother !!!

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When I was little, I was afraid of spiders.And then I grew up and realized that I have a bulk of other problems.

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The tighter package tied with cookies, so gleefully giggling saleswoman ...

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If children write pot "From grateful descendants" that will make it much more fun ...

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Who does not risk, that does not drink champagne.And do not listen to Mendelssohn!

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say that a normal woman's breasts should be placed in the palm of the guy.Pootraschivayut paws, and then you go, complex.

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most good morning got up, washed, drank coffee ... and went home!

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