Something eyes worried bad so suddenly and dramatically.I called a friend and asked whether an ophthalmologist familiar to here right now accepted.Yes, he says.I sit down, food.
I went to the medical office, walk over to the Registrar.And it starts very strange, in my opinion, the dialogue.
easy, I only answered the first question: "You are to Valentin Sergeyevich?"
Further, in my opinion, went some gibberish.
- you cast?- Strictly specified registrar.
I was taken aback.
- What procedure will be such a long and painful?
- Ordinary procedure, that you have an ophthalmologist never been?So you cast?
- Um ... Well, how do you say ... House more ... But if necessary, I can still.
- What - do you want?I do not know what you're talking about!
- Well, like what?Go to the toilet ...
- Man, stop talking nonsense.I ask you the last time you poured from a samovar?
Emphasis was made on the word "samovar".At this point I was quite taken aback.
- From a samovar?I have no samovar!
- So.- Receptionist barely restrained - Man!You can not really say who you wrote to Valentin Sergeyevich?
Uffff ... Well, at least one normal human question.
- Of course, Igor Saveliev, your doctor and the patient, my friend.
- Ah!All clear, so at once, and said!- Sigh of relief receptionist.Sit down, wait, you now take.
I sat down not far from the registry, and the thought of by injection from a samovar, and in particular by injection, do not give me rest.I could not resist:
- girl.Excuse me please, I do not understand, but why are you asking me, I cast and I cast from a samovar?What does this mean?
receptionist stared at me with wide eyes, but after a couple of seconds, so laughter broke out, Dr. Valentin Sergeyevich came immediately.Barely otsmeyavshis, she said:
- Simply than your friend, another friend of the patient recorded.Lily of the restaurant "Samovar".Lily!So I think that you - from Lily!- This time the receptionist said those two words with a very long pause.
Laughed already way, with the doctor.
... And with the eyes of all turned out fine - less need to sit at a computer!:)
Snake
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