Charles Darwin is known worldwide as the creator of the theory of evolution.According to scientists, the main driving force behind it - natural selection.In the ruthless world of nature stupid and weak individuals die and smart and strong survive, leaving offspring, who inherited by the mind and the power of the ancestors.That's what the monkey was transformed into a man.
Now people are not as vulnerable as in ancient times, and therefore the process of natural selection a bit stalled.In today's world, even the foolish and weak homo sapiens can survive and leave offspring.But there is a pronounced nerds who go out of life before being give birth to children themselves.Thus, they help humanity, because without all of their genes will be much better.
Darwin Awards nominees which appear every year, just given to people, "take your input from the human gene pool."Most winners are awarded posthumously, but there are "the only ones" who have received the prize because of the deprivation of reproductive organs themselves the most sophisticated way.In this article, we present the top award of Darwin.
1. Rectal alcoholic
First place gets Michael Warner from Texas.He was the owner of a small shop and liked to drink.But alcohol he introduced a non-trivial way - namely, through the anus.According to his wife, 58-year-old Michael often set himself an enema.The reason is simple - because of the sore throat Warner could not drink alcohol, like everyone else.
Once they went to a party with his wife, which became final for Michael.He asked his wife to pour into it the two 1.5-liter bottles of sherry.In the end, the poor guy just fainted, and the next morning he was found dead.After a blood test revealed that the alcohol content is 6 times higher than normal.So, Michael headed the list of "Darwin Award winners."Who is in second place?
2. Assassin mole
second place unconditionally gets 63-year-old German who killed the desire to destroy the mole, his sojourns on the local area.Pensioner applied everything, but to no avail.Then the Germans decided to resort to radical way: it is connected to metal rods to the high-voltage line and stuck them in the ground.Despite the security measures taken, the current still got a piece of land, where there was a pensioner.In general, he went to the other world with the mole.
3. Deadly dispute
Darwin Award and third place in the top two friends gets out of the city of Valparaiso.They decided to play in the dispute "in a coward."The essence of the game was this: who does not come down with longer rail train pulls up in front, and he won.The time of the dispute chosen midnight.All ended in tragedy: the winner Patrick Stiff was hit by death.The driver did not even slowed down as not notice the disputants.
4. Demolition barn
Darwin Awards and fourth place stamp from a resident of Virginia, who has decided to demolish the old barn.He started a chainsaw and started to dismantle the structure.Either through ignorance or much fascinated poor man sawed girders.As a result, the entire structure fell on hard worker.
5. For two hares
fifth place at the 29-year-old Oscar - teacher of computer literacy.Darwin Award went to American for the execution of two incompatible things: driving and typing on a laptop.At high speed, he flew into the opposite lane and crashed into a Hummer.The teacher died on the spot, and the passengers SUV got a few bruises.
6. Liquid nitrogen
sixth place our compatriot, who decided to hit his girlfriend.On the Internet, he watched a video about how a person's hand dipped into nitrogen and pulled her unharmed.It is a pity that he is not fully studied all the features of the experiment.The man in the video hands wet with water, which has become a barrier between the skin and nitrogen.So she remained unscathed.Russian citizen should closely watch the video clip.But he did not, and got hold of a canister of liquid nitrogen and decided to repeat the experiment in front of his beloved, thrusting his hand into the container.I hold out our unfortunate hero long.The pain became unbearable, and he pulled his hand, but reserve canister and tipped its contents to your crotch.Needless to say, he's got everything froze ...
7. Phone-gun
Darwin Awards (the most absurd death) and seventh in 47-year-old Charles Barger.At night, he was awakened by a phone call.Trying to feel sleepy tube Barger took the gun, held it to his ear and pulled the trigger.
8. fell from the roof and exploded in the toilet
eighth place at the resident of Los Angeles, which is engaged in the repair of the roof of his house.Before lifting it, he took precautions and safety rope tied.His second end provident American tied to the bumper of his car, standing in the yard.The only thing he did not - did not tell his wife.While her husband was repairing the roof, she was going shopping, I got behind the wheel and drove off.He tore off the roof of the poor fellow was her first trip to the company store.
surgeons saved his life, but the story is not over.In honor of her husband's discharge from the hospital, the wife decided to have a party.Smoking is expected to arrive, so she began to fill the lighter gasoline over the toilet.It shed a lot of fuel.Then her husband went to the toilet and sat comfortably with the newspaper, lighting a cigarette.When he finished, he threw his cigarette out of habit the toilet.The explosion husband got burns, incompatible with life.In general, the Darwin Awards, nominees for which are collected from all over the world, the poor fellow has got a well-deserved.
9. move from alcohol
In ninth place decently drunk man who was walking home and was hit on the head.Despite a fractured skull, he got up and continued on his way.After a quarter of a motorcyclist was hit and broke the unfortunate hand.He's still got to the home, but stumbled on the steps, fell and broke both legs.In the morning his wife found him dead.Medical expert conclusion was: "The cause of death was alcohol poisoning."
10. Lethal pen
Darwin Awards and the tenth place the woman walking in the mountains.She saw a slight feather on the ground and tried to pick it up, but the wind blew, and it turned out to have fences.Rather than go on, unhappy ran to catch him, and fell from a height of 300 meters.From the resulting traumatic brain injury she died the next day.
11. Safety Glass
eleventh place at the Canadian Harry Hui.He was one of the best lawyers in Toronto.His amusement was a demonstration of the strength of the windows in the office.That he frightened visitors and colleagues.To check deserted and Harry rushed to the glass.24 attempt was successful lawyer.He broke the glass and fell from the window of a skyscraper.
12. Love of nature
And closes our top botanist from California.He loved nature and tried not to pollute it.Located in one of the parks on the rocky coast of the ocean, prirodolyub decided to relieve themselves.In order not to pollute the ground, he began to do it off a cliff into the sea, but could not resist and fell to his death.
It was the brightest Darwin award winners.We wish you will never be one of them!
