occured this comedy with one of my older comrade.
man he had postbalzakovskogo ages, from the young, so to speak, pensioners.Himself a former drifter, not lost after leaving the service a taste for the pleasures of life, not the least of which is sex, in fact, is.
He lives alone and is now rushing, I'm sorry, to the extent possible, all those who are on his life's journey and across.Nothing in this case it does not interfere with his wife divorced, the children have grown, and you can Pomaia foolishness.He'd used to the alternate landing, and now even more so, all the cards in his hands, he is still a man strong enough evident in the adventures of a lack of heart he does not happen.
And once he podromanilsya the one who lived in the neighborhood, Frau.Years since her around tridtsatnik, but out of itself it is more nichegoshnaya.It looks modest, but quite pretty.And also, in this period of time, alone.Men, alas, is now not enough for all, and of the friends who she is, thumps half to death, and the other half have blue as the Danube.
this and that, word for word, the people, both adults and immediately without further equivocation got down to business, dotreschavshis organize the nearest weekend to the oldest of his house.Face, so to speak, single atoms.
And my companion finally plucked up the courage yet, and she blurted out:
- Look, they say, if you have any toys, then take them with him, too, do not be shy, I have everything, they say, normally am.
Not that he knows a joker, but then poizvraschatsya Yet sometimes the soul needs.And modern medicine advises.
She answered him:
- No question, he says, I will take, I have this stuff lying around the house is full.
That much was confused a bit.Wow - I think - and here's a prude, not for nothing, apparently the people gossip, about the quiet pool a short ...
came Saturday, the hour of X.Comrade morning shaved, bathed, and is at home on the couch, waiting for his passion, bikini area between times pochёsyvaet and imagines all sorts of charms and various dirty tricks.Many things, of course, myself head and share, and as a result, his libido to the appointed time it is like a wing of the aircraft.
last call.Beginning his fiancee, dressed in tulle, in the perfume and the like, and in the hands of her handbag in addition to a hefty package of "Auchan".
- No shit myself - he thinks - to prepare as if the very foolish to not descend, as ponabrali won something.
and the guests immediately pack it pokes him and smiles:
- Look, do not forget, brought as agreed.
comrade in the package looked and gasped.Toys something she brought, but not for any comfort of exquisite and most ordinary Chinese, plush, those of machines for five rubles pull.
He already stuck for a moment in surprise, then slowly came to himself:
- That damn yourself - blurted out - failed landing ....
And that pleased that landed:
- my nephew, a smart asshole, sharpened at the mall to get them.To coach, but in the yard for three rubles sells.Kommersant growing, but your grandchildren free - she laughed.
Well, in this situation, was he to do?Practically nothing.Do not brake as late vzlёtki ...
short, in spite of everything, continued rendezvous.We crossed to the table, refueled, and then on the sofa.And everything is as usual, the classic of the genre.Barrel, loop, combat turn, reset the chassis ufff boarded ...
Basically, even liked him ... even without an emergency.
A toy he told me in the evening for my daughter pinned.
- Bury says not disappear as good ..
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