Scales hear much more sincere prayers than any icons.
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is better to be loved are obstinate than useless perfection.
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Even if a person knows 20 languages, it still needs to be Russian!Suddenly it somewhere slips and falls or blows of a hammer on a finger ...
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age have the same appetite that youth are not only the teeth.
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95% of computer errors and failures sitting in the 30-40 cm from the monitor.
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bad when laughing man ... Even worse, when laughing at him!
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Life must be lived so that it knew Google .... did not know YouTube.
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Sexual Revolution are no casualties.Victims are born after.
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accept criticism surrounding a middle finger aloft.
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can fly without wings.
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The biggest mistake of the 20th century: Titanic sank instead of Aurora.
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Roasted cock - Russian bird of happiness.
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Stupid lazy invented the wheel, intelligent lazy - sofa.
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Time is not the therapist, the time - an anesthesiologist.
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Russian language is very short and concise.For example, the words "There were tourists from Russia" consists of only three letters ...
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Puberty - this time to replace the erotic dreams come pornographic.
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wedding - not a wake, and you can repeat ...
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Longevity - a place to rob a pensioner of his state.
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Not one American, an Englishman, Swiss, Germans, Frenchmen do not understand the heart-rending, heart-rending, sentimental and emotional cry wife washing dishes in the kitchen, "Uraaaaaaaa, hot water is given!"
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End of the World?Elementary!Spray Viagra over China!
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Every woman in addition to the child she gave birth, there is a child, which gave birth to the mother in law!
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Soon the summer, and I undress and what not.
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Never do evil to spite!Shit we have to go from the heart.
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Beauty - terrible force.Especially in combination with a sly w ... sing.
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Love, of course, evil.But to fall in love with a goat, still need to be that stupid.
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