She felt labor pains, it was summer.In a panic, unable to find the bag, I began to shove all that would be necessary to me at birth, her husband in a backpack.I took my lucky shirt and furry winter hat, she just me happy.In the heat of passion with the burden and the stomach at the ready, I drove to the hospital, the good that we have a small town.
In the waiting room, I asked the doctor to be sure I wore all the things that I brought with me, they have me happy, I know that is not necessary, but I am for it you financially repay, but please do not ask at the expense of things issues, I have a fad.
Dr. eyes lit up, said, they say does not matter, I give orders.I am a doctor gave $ 100, they say say this prepayment, the doctor already jumped for joy.
took me to the ward, and I have such a state already from the fights do not understand anything, sister brings a wheelchair and gives me things, I look there is my nightie, wool caps and hockey skates.
I asked what they say and why it's what my sister said, and all wear quickly, the doctor said that everything you wear.I have nothing to think, the doctor said, means it is necessary, can be skating dress, not to run away.
taking me to the hospital shirt, knit cap and ice skating.People looked at me with huge eyes, caught even familiar with the work and did not even say hello, just looking at me strangely, I think maybe in the summer I wore nothing warm hat.
deliver in the House, helped me to skate on a chair to climb, I lie all so interesting with her legs apart and everyone thought, the hell they put me skates.
ran doctor, and shouted to the sisters, they say why not rewound skates bandages?Or do you want me to it all cut up?Sisters tape up the skates, I somehow calmed down, on account of them, because the doctor was not surprised, but also chided sisters, know-how they have seen this, I read about a water birth, but to skate in, the first time I've seen.Yet look that somehow incredulously looking at me, and the doctors will drop, look at me, clutching his mouth and ran out, I heard neighing in the hallway, I think, all the same vain, I dressed warm hat summer.
brought another woman in childbirth, next to the chair put, watch it without skates, it is not clear ... I asked the doctor why it without skates?Doctor, they say, so she did not ask them to dress, and you have in your backpack ... you were so ordered !!!
And then I found out the skates, they have it in a backpack lying husband and I in the heat of passion and did not notice.She explained the situation to them, start a full rzhach, they say, and they say we are all your help from a psychiatrist reviewed before you skate carry, and the money paid for it ... may want to be a hockey player son was you yourself are not asked too many questionsask ...
gave birth under general rzhach, I very quickly and did not have to push, just remember the face of doctors and his friends when I was skating in the hallway and went rzhach I understand.And gave birth to her son.
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