If God was a woman, the commandments would be much more: Do not litter, do not snore, do not dymi, do not yell at me ...
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impression given by the man naked woman in stockings, is radically differentthe impression that produces the woman naked man in socks.
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Never foreigners do not understand how it is possible to polish a turnip two crap ..... Or squeal of two pumpkin pepper.:))
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every man secretly hoping that the song "Oh, God, what a man!" Was written about him!
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on men in general can not raise his voice ... He must be afraid of sight ...))))
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5 words that are most difficult to say:
1. synchrotron.
2. Phenolphthalein.
3. dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane.
4. THC.
5. Sorry.
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Answering the question: "What would you like to momentarily stop?" 70% of women ... dense red)
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The most difficult task for a woman - a man prove the seriousness of his intentions.
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woman can endlessly look at three things, and eventually buy seven ...
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Of course, I understand everything, classical music - unobtrusive, quiet and does not bother anyone, but Mozart"Requiem", which plays in the receiving dental clinic - it is, however, powerful ...
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If you do not want to piss you hit in the head, do not go to sleep under a bush.
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But once when the abbreviation "SMS" means "synthetic detergent" ...
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Children's wisdom: "Dad, of course, the master of the house, but ... MOTHER- HOST PA! "
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most stupid - it's just to start looking guilty with myself.Start with others!Those may scatter in different directions, and you're from itself there is no place anywhere.
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Maxim Galkin and his ilk was lucky his wife never would tell him, "You robbed me of my best years!" ...
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Scrabble - a man who will always find a synonym, if notHe knows how to spell the word.
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marry for sex - is the same as that for a liter of milk the cow start.
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woman is always right, it is not right to blame only when.But is it my fault that is always right?
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