Memo to men who have a wife JUST sitting at home with the child, rather than "running from morning to evening as he."
1) At work, you do not have to make sure that your colleague did not take into the mouth of the wheel cars, not climbed on a chair and did not draw on the wallpaper.
2) You can be sure that a colleague eats carefully.And you do not have to clean up after him soup spilled on the floor.
way, it will not make your face PFFFFF typing this soup into his mouth.
3) If you decide to go out together during the lunch break, the colleague dressed yourself, and you will not puffing, trying to shove a finger in his house, escaping feet in shoes and revolving head in his cap.Jumps
4) If you still come out on the street counterpart is unlikely to go to the new clothes in a puddle, to prove their case, and you do not have to wash all dirty.
5) If by coincidence you with a colleague went shopping, he will not beg you to buy everything that comes into his eyes, promising to behave and eat porridge, and you will not have to come up with one million reasonable arguments toavoid buying another trinkets.
6) When a colleague gets tired, it does not need to bear in his arms back to the office, snivelling and waving his arms and legs.
7) At work, you do not have to constantly straighten colleague remarks like: Do not pick your nose!Do not wipe your hands on yourself!Do not suck your finger! ... Denies And if so, in the end, he also has his mother, let it for him and blushes!
8) Surely there for you no colleague who often for no apparent reason begins to sob.
And if there is, then you do not have to calm him down, even if you know that he did not calm down.
9) At work, there is no such thing as a nap.And if there was, you would have to sleep themselves and do not fit to sleep colleague, shaking his arms, until finally his eyes themselves are closed.
10) You do not have to clean up scattered around the office paper and stationery to your colleagues.
11) Your colleague will not respond "NET !!"to any offer.
12) You do not have to remind him to go to the toilet in a timely manner.But even if we assume that something happened, you do not have to remove the effects of the disaster.
13) At work, no one will be up to you to request that you, in addition to their work, even removed to the office and prepared on all lunch and dinner.
14) And another thing: a job, it is a place from which you can go home.Dancing
Still work - a paradise ...
Articles Source: prikolisti.mirtesen.ru
