Instructive guidelines for courteous and courteous behavior at work.
Workplace
Sit in a chair should not raskoryachku Ali somehow pretentious izbochenyas and decorum and attention, so that his figures of government property not to inflict harm.Hands and feet on the table is not Kolobrodov, tea is not a Mizgir and people.
Mugs pose, languages show so wild cries like a rustic baboon issue must not, for it may well be an outsider and will go about your business thinks evil, and if the camera and zasnimet these things, and all the confusion can come out.Keep the following important person to have a focused and even be intelligent.
the workplace not Eat and Pius nothing worthy of pity for her husband, keyboard and mouse whose bread and sausage stuffed to the brim with some ali aki barn cellar.
on a chair backwards, pushing your feet, do not go screaming "I krevedko!" Because so zashib anyone wonder.Well if in programmer utkneshsya soft, and well as the heads move in, Ali bookkeeper fragile pristuknesh?Pampering is.
programmers
Coli bug which happens, Ali application has performed an illegal operation, do not rush to offend God and spew curses, wishing hapless programmers serious ailments and unnatural copulation.But the omens, making the bug has happened and how to repeat it again.Then immediately after the write in polite terms report on their observations and submit report to programmers.Koli Senhora programmer brought them in the fear of God, it is a bug in the rate will be detected and corrected.If not, then he all right to go to their stinking bagodelnyu where to start loudly stomping feet, rotate the eyes, sputter and threaten Batog and hard labor, trying to instill superstitious fear and awe into their souls.Lord of the promise they were not joking nakakat in his chair, if a bug will not be fixed in the next few hours.
Coley see that programmers are lazy, drinking tea in the refectory of the clock or watch hentai bogomerzky, immediately felt ashamed of them.If talk back, respond rudely and, in general, take liberties, they throw mud.Do not confuse you even what these bad people can be good children who love the circus.
kind word and a cat is nice.Because, if you see programmers in their zealous, polite words and skillful in falconry, is to notice them and tell them words of praise and polite much.Looking at their work, even if not belmesa do not understand, take the form surezno, knowing nod and say what they say, code de good, and very cleverly written.If the programmer a particularly distinguished, won bug dyuzhe terrible or Baska itself izdumal algorithm that your Donald Knuth, causing great joy throughout the department and the hubbub of gay, forbidding and his feet fall but about carpet head (his) knock earnestly in gratitude andadmiration.
noticed that programmers often write functions that return false (return false in infidel).Worthless it.Coley will take such lewdness immediately inflict proceedings and demand that this does not happen again Bole.And if programmers will carry nonsense about Boolean functions and the need to return two values, besiege them, and say that the two values do not need a lie.You can also take the truth and bitter truth.Let them anywhere in your code to replace the lie bitter truth.The only way to get the grace of the code.
superiors
When the bosses hat off immediately.Even if it is a helmet with horns, tight rubber bands strapped to his head.Sima and that's it, or at least put down the horn down piously.
In the eyes of the authorities look politely.And no matter how terrible they may be, if you please do not pretend to be dead.This is cowardice.But on the other hand, in the chair aki whirligig do not fidget and legs Suchi not like the law of conservation of angular momentum proveryayuchi.Is it good, if inadvertently sneaker superiors in the eye You go, Ali is about to hit the corner so that the sunset?Vestimo confusion can come out.
Chatting with superiors should be polite.Opinions their preglupye keep to yourself, and the more sympathetic nods yes assent.Perhaps thou shalt a clever.For example: "What is the wisdom of your words are full of ...", "Your sadness echoes in my heart ..." "Let me cut off his head, Lord!".And not as some "Bo-ho-ha nachalneg!" Or "Leave me alone, or I'll feed your liver ants!".Expressions such leave, for saying so, but proslyvesh fool and ignorant.
At parties
the Assembly manufactory better pious young man did not go.For if there is not a drink, boring, and if drink, so no end of embarrassment later.Only after this conversation and as superiors who mordasy filled, but any man pobleval, but as the maid of marketing danced naked on the tables.Stramota one.
Closing remarks
Coley will adhere to these rules, you will achieve the great and exalted to his superiors, and perhaps surpass them.For lunch, you will receive a private gourmet meal works brim studded Turkish Delight and sausage.And it will bring prekrasnookaya Virgo pleasing look garments, but not with girlfriends and one-balalaechnitsami in sundresses headdresses so that the whole dinner will delight your ears mellifluous songs of the great heroes of the glorious victories and the Large Hadron Collider.
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