Bob was a veterinarian ... tsat years.And vet from God.Treated such pets, which in other clinics immediately sent a syringe.But all the doctors differed excellent cynicism.
in his private house always lived dogs, cats and other animals, to which it relates is very pragmatic.In terms of feeding.
For example - causes the lady to his juggling his beloved kitty in the bows.Basil leaves money on a special sort of grayling, the one who deigns to eat the cat.Aha, says John, get in the best shape, go to him in Miami and walk quietly the whole month.Let's feed the schedule for a few grayling tempted three times a day.
Happy lady serving, and her beloved pitomitsy receives from Vasi food - oats brewed with boiling water.Without all.Cat stares in disgust at this obscenity and falls off all kind expressing contempt for the bipedal.
Yeah, Bob says, and removes the bowl in the refrigerator.
The next day the same bowl from the refrigerator and placed in front of a cat.Contempt for this animal freak only intensified.
Yeah, Bob says, and takes away the bowl in the refrigerator.
third day, the fourth .. The biggest achievement was 10 days - stayed one such aristocrat.Always end the same way - worth Vase throw toast into the air, to the ground, he did not reach anyone from pets caught it in the air.
tanned hostess pets can not get enough of them then - after those Vasina overexposure ate everything - and suddenly no longer give.And reflex eat anything found - remained the same in all species and for all.
That was until Vasya failed Masha - sheepdog collie, who threw home on the distant cottages.Mary was not only a thoroughbred, but also smart.
Liquid Hercules impressed her with such force that Masha begged Wasi accompany him through the village.Vasya good, why not go with the dog to the store.
But Masha had a goal - she was looking in opposite the thickest women quietly behind the fat lady Vasey and throws his feet whimpering and whining piteously.
All ended well, one such lady was sorry and took the dog to live with.Bob did not mind.Meeting in the street of the village and two round plump ladies - lady and Masha - he smilingly bows with both.They found each other.
Masha smart, she knew that women of good men and fat women - and even eat well and obviously not a liquid porridge.Here and found happiness.
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