Not every smile makes the man.A smile at the back can even cause panic with an easy consequence.
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Dentists terrible perfectionists!They always believe that you can open your mouth even wider.
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Soon February 23 ... We need to tidy himself GIFT !!!)))
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Judging by the trends in mobile phones will soon feature "call" will be present purely optional.
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If your funeral cried no relation of yours, then you have made a will right.
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Spectacular car chases, shootouts stunning, beautiful girls - look for women biathlon!
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said the new year everything always come true, even the fact that for a year it is impossible to sell.
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It's all nonsense, as if the darkness of each youth.The friend of youth - sex.A dark - ignorance of the rules of contraception.
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Independence - is the ability to send the one you think is right, when you see fit, wherever he sees fit.
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That's how I had to give up on people that the word "Friendship" to name a chainsaw ...
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etiquette - this is when you think, "I hope you died!" And say "Hello".
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Peyzets - a little apocalyptic landscape.
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I lay in the bedchamber princess - the face of clear, red mouth, breast lush ... And next to me asleep ........ Ivan the Fool!
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If long, long time, if long, long, long time, if long-long time ... So the guy well done !!!
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You have back pain?Aching bones?Twists joints?Go to work in the weather forecast!
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Russian measure of volume "gramulka" insidious its absolute relativity ...
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to the Great October Revolution does not happen again, "Aurora" and Lenin in any case held in different cities.
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And tell me, income tax - this is from the word "to die"?
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Only Russian students first heard a moment ago, how the law to give the go 1-3 ways to work around it.
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Features Russian sports: baseball bats on sale there, because everything is already sold out, and a baseball there, because had never imported.
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And I'm nobody, pancake, it is not necessary, as long as Ashton Kutcher, Jared Butler, Johnny Depp, Bloom Oralndo walked naked beside him.
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I'm not Frog Princess ... To even at night dig in its heels.
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With torments women when choosing cosmetics is matched only male stupor in the wine department.
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Why inContact left to write from friends who tomorrow will celebrate a birthday, and where and how many do not write?:)
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Female and male flirting - it's like gymnastics and soccer.Women go to the site purely ribbons wave, and men, in particular, to score a goal.
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woman!If you wake up in the morning - you want to sing, fly, do the cleaning, postryapat pies ... So at night you had a number of those who earned these pies!
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Sister Alyonushka first of the girls proved that all men goats, once they get drunk.
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Save time - fall for the first time!
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Why always say, "all the women on it to dry" if it is more logical - "all the women on it get wet?"
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What prevents poor strippers?Full briefs coins.
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I pregnancy resembles a horror movie: inside you that something is growing, developing, and then comes out of himself and the very lives ...
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I love the pose when I'm on top.What?Tired, pancake - I got up and left!
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Gone where to send ... yet very much!
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