giggle?
Food today on the bus, it is not that packed, but people should firmly.At one of the stops comes plump girl.Looking around the room, as if to himself exclaimed: "Oh, yes there is nowhere to fall donut" ...
mood and all raised, and the place she conceded)))
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Sitting with his wife the night watch "DuckTales"cognac drink, eat buns, enters accidentally awakened daughter.
- I knew - they eat bread without me and watching cartoons!
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went to another department, and his colleague there, girl.
I walk down the aisle, and she grabbing my hand ... "Nikita!" Says, "touch, like I've got hot!"
And my hand so strongly drawn to him!
posoprotivlyatsya I already did not, she did nouta pulled to the nozzles, and said, looking into the eyes:
"Feel how hot? Do you feel?"
I say something, they say type, notably, did not like at all ...
Meanwhile, the entire department laughs.
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Food yesterday in a tram, two student sitting in front of me and show the window Fakie all Cop cars.And just a couple of stops cops in the cabin tram runs into school, students say that just waved his hand out the window, people in the tram turn around, the cops begin to talk louder and tram closes the door and goes further.
cops looked so sad in my wheelbarrow outside and Rushed to the driver, but in their way there aunt-conductor and forced to pay the fare.
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I went with my niece pet to a veterinary clinic.Animal Lexus name.
Doctors call at the reception by their nicknames.Turn came, the doctor comes out, says:
"Who here Lexus?"
Some guy gets surprise:
"Well, I have. And what?"
"Come on castration!"- The doctor said.
uncle saved the niece - managed to drive a wedge with his Lexus.
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Talk Learn effects homemade facial masks of semen, which should save them from all the problems.
The girls tried, but the type of "friend" who have tried, have each, in general, they do not advise: irritation, dryness, and so on.
And so 10 comments in a row.
11 Comment:
I once tried, the effect was stunning: gold earrings and kulonchik.I recommend to all!
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