Today I was in a hurry to work.I was standing at the bus stop.Next to me is waiting for the bus grandmother, on a leash at which - a huge old goat, with a huge beard and horns.
When I pulled the right bus, I, without hesitation, sat down in it.It turned out that the bus turned out to be necessary not only to me, but that the old woman;she began to beg with his goat.
driver, of course, started resisted, arguing that the bus can not be with the animals.Grandma almost crying, and she stands up for the people.
receiving consent, grandmother goat stuffed under the seat, and she sits down modestly.At the next stop on the bus tumble two drunk and completely covered with tattoos man.
Babkin was seated behind the seat, they get a bottle of vodka and a plastic cup.The cup falls, and one of his friends climb to raise.After a moment, shouting: "There's a hell under the bench!", He jumps out and rushes down the aisle until his promotion does not stop the metal stand.Fairly pognuv the subject, he falls to the floor, knocking his feet with a shout.
second, probably thinking that this is nothing more than how to catch Druganov "protein", also yelling at the whole bus, drove from demanding that he taxied to the hospital.
At this point, it turns grandmother and calmly says, they say, what are you yelling, it's just a kid!
A man whose habit zonovskih shine through in everything oshalevaet and shouting: "My goat drugan never was!", Throws himself on his grandmother with his fists.
Drove, realizing that the bus is something extraordinary, hit the brakes, man flies over grandmother and slams his head into the glass enclosing the driver's cab.
Just coasting on the dirty floor, skidded, pulled his partner.Having sobered up from stress and shock, he is again facing nose to nose with peacefully chewing plastic cup old goat.But now he sees it in a different perspective, and realizing that it really is an animal, not a messenger of the underworld, he happily jumps, throws to the incoming a partner, and with a cry of "Serge, kid, it's just a kid!", Shares a joyfulnews.
His words immediately confirmed and grandmother, glancing warily at the man, she murmurs: "What did I say, an ordinary goat!".
Serge seems to think badly after the collision with the glass, immediately take all the words to your own address, and "zakozlenny" for three seconds for most tomatoes, Druganov deals knockout blow right.
second, too, was not a meek, and grappled, they roll down the steps of the bus driver in the forward-open door.
Unhappy drove cried in the passenger cabin, "I told you that animals can not be on the bus!".And we touched, listening as the grandmother muttered, "Of course you can not, get out of my kid to take an example, lies in peace!"
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