Meets Modern prim young lady with an exhibitionist.
There is an old anecdote about how the lieutenant Rzhev walked with the girl on the bank of the river.There was a couple with a pair of binoculars for admiring nature.And the young lady says how far Hussars bathe horses.The lady gets interesting, it suggests hussars binoculars.We remind you that melts when not worn.But stupid woman puts the binoculars to his eyes, and the reverse side exclaims: "Oh, what a little!" She was referring to - horses and men.But Rzhevskij is always Rzhevskij.In the dashing hussar thoughts are toward amorous conquests directed.Therefore, he blushed for the dignity of his colleagues and said stupid girl: "After all the water is cold!" So naivety Turgenev girl was able to drive a hardened lieutenant in the paint.
Now imagine that this prim young lady by the name of Masha, a kind of time machine swung in our year, and again collided on a narrow path with a man, having got under way in the field of sexual conquests.Will make a small clarification - it was winter, the frost cracked and narrow path wound between the snowdrifts.But our crazy northern Don Juan does not become accustomed.Let them frost bursting.In cold blood killers still shibche burns and boils.
So, Masha was himself, not bothering anyone, somewhere in a hurry.The nose in the collar, headphones in ears, head funk-rock play.Chagall, looking at his feet, so as not to be screwed on a random piece of ice.And suddenly - stop!He rested look into someone's male legs, from the knees and below.Of course, gallant lady had to give way to the road, but a polite girl first stepped to the side.Legs stepped to the same.Masha stepped into another leg - followed.
- What nonsense is this?- Thought the frozen lady.She looked up and saw her staring pitifully some knackered life little man.In my head flashed a brilliant idea:
- probably ask Cho wants.
Masha pulled the mitten, blew on his fingers frozen, dig ear earphone, looked intently at the oncoming man and uttered:
- Once again, please!His eyes widened a stranger, a look of incredulity and bought shade of fear.Seeing such a case, the girl decided to examine in more detail a passerby.Then her eyes fell to where it is necessary.Coat unbuttoned, and there ... poor, unfortunate, bluish (think about the cold!) - Skukozhilas something and dignity is not called.And so there was a sufferer feel sorry for Mary:
- Naked on this Dubakov!Even froze ... She reached exhibitionist minimalist clamped her hands mitten and said plaintively:
- What cold?Tension, pogreetes.Take it, I do not mind!
Probably from such blunders even be brave lieutenant Rzhevskij funked.A man pulled his coat and high-spirited hare hopped straight on in the snowdrifts frosty distance.Anything can happen, of course, Masha many times with his gentlemen to leave.But even never, ever a man so quickly ran away from her.Times change.Modern prim young lady all around him scare maniacs.
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