As a child, I had thought that ...
the driver turns the steering wheel back and forth to the car was.
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under the bed sits Baba Yaga, so would jump on the bed with a run to make it my foot caught.
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if you step on a needle, she vopёtsya, goes to the heart, and then you die.
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musketeers sing about some beautiful Ikuko and some floor-bug.
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impossible through man lying cross - will cease to grow.
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when in electronics, "Well, wait a minute!" Rack up 1,000 points, a cartoon show.
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if a large piece of wire to tie up the phone, you can hear the aliens.
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sing the song "bird of happiness for tomorrow, flew a pig with wings."
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if the cat whiskers cut off, he shall die.
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when I go to sleep, the dolls come to life.
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not kill spiders because they bring letters.
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that "take his coat, went home" Berishinel - the name is.
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if even a few seconds to look at the weld, then go blind.
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if stepping on cracks in the pavement, had an accident.
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large mosquitoes - malaria, and I knew that malaria - a deadly African disease.
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not marry ever.Well, at the very least - to his mother.
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«Optics" - a "Pharmacy", written simply wrong.
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chocolates grow on trees.
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that the beast is fabulous - get?Something like a lizard or a sheep in one person, but very tasty, probably ("And they lived happily ever after, and get to chew").
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when my grandmother knits, it must be here and so spoke twist here and there, and then the train crawls sock or scarf.
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that the Arctic Ocean is actually poisonous.
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cuckoo that the size of the room.And then, at school I thought that cancer legs with only one hand, because in biology textbook he was drawn.
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that 2,000 watts - this is where a lot of cotton ignited.
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that TV guy sits and looks down - where his legs.
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that the cars go by jet thrust of the exhaust pipe - pushing from the haze.
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that duplication of the film = retake complete with "our" actors.(How else to explain the correspondence between the opening of the mouth and thence departing words.
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that each village has its own moon. And one day when we went to the neighboring village, trying not to fall asleep and check. But I could not - to sleep ...
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that the arms race is a sports car.
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hydrogen bomb that is when all the water sprinkles stronger and then catch cold and die from it.
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that power -it is such a large battery inside a special building.
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clouds in the sky - it's the smoke from the sun.
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that brilliant green, iodine and alcohol cause burning wounds, because the microbes die and the last bite.It overwrote my parents could only refute by careful study of the encyclopedic dictionary.
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that river except leeches usual "horse hair", which quickly gimlet skin gets into the body, and then crawl to the heart and dies.
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that cheesecake should be only with cheese, so they are called: the cheesecake from the word TVARog (type cognates).And frankly I was sure that my mother is not telling that to my question: "And here is the same bun, like a cheesecake, but with jam - it is called?", She replied: "Cheesecake".And I thought to myself: "Well, again dismissed ..."
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booty girls pee ...
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if stepping on cracks in the pavement, had an accident.
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the train in the subway comes only when you will throw a coin, such as it is waiting in the dark.
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that the wind blows because trees sway.
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that when men are excited, the member rises, and accordingly thought that when a woman is excited, her breasts doubles
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if to jump out the window with an open umbrella, then you landlike a parachute.
unless doesh - the groom / bride to be snotty.
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