sat yesterday with a friend.Well sat.Between times, she said, is to fly to Jamaica for the last new year.
Start with the fact that the transplant in Cuba, she was late for a local flight.The next 4 days.Money in a purse (she is fundamentally does not take much) to $ 100 less than it is necessary to buy a ticket on the next flight.The travel agent said, "Moment!right now, I'll make! "and the handset is no longer took.
Day, she stayed in port movements in anticipation of a travel agent, vodichku drinking from the fountain in order to save the most severe.
The next day her aunt prikopat spot on the topic of what she was doing.Ritka speaks neither Spanish nor English, but life is very emotional (first class agent who will sell anything to anybody).
2 minutes aunt was waving his arms and clucking in the entire port.A minute later around a hundred people waving and shouting all around.
She promptly inserted the 100 bucks on the little things and nearly broke apart, pulling everyone in his side for them to stay with the aircraft.
won little old lady of 60 years, to disperse the ringing cries of young and healthy.
to nurse her terrible!She lived at the old woman, but in the morning it pulled out of the home crowd of natives, who dragged her all the travel and tourism, but the haunts of vice and slapped those experiences that no TourAgency never dreamed of.Along the way, he taught poor and criminal offenses.
Upon arrival in the afternoon of the 4th day in Jamaica she went to a bar to get drunk with the aim vusmert and finally relax.The previous Russian in the hotel seen in 1965.Almost forgot.It will not soon forget.
the middle of the bar card bartenders began to bet on the subject, but when it will fall down from the stool.Avothren!I called to Moscow to complain about a friend, and received advice hryapnut vodka.Hryapnula and firm gait went to the room.
On the way to the beach won some competition, arranged by animators.
On the morning of the hotel at the meeting shouted "Margarita!Rashn champion!Kam it!Kam it! "Of all the events she remembered just how passionately kissing animator in bald pate :)
After a day - teach local booze cabbage.
prikopat her Canadian Bar, Russian and why she does not drink vodka.He received a rebuke on the theme of the lack of proper Russian appetizer - jellied meat and sauerkraut.In the absence of women in the lexicon the word "sour" Canadian got the option "salted cabbage" and twisted his face.
He received the "right now!right now, you know! »
our girl came to the boss and said," Eek!Where do you store food? »
She gave up, and she went in azimuth.Attempts to stop the movement of success have not conceived, cooks received the maximum, so this permission to accompany.
Loaded cabbages, carrots, boards, salt, sugar and cutlasses procession arrived at the bar to prepare a "correct Russian snack."Boys were shown how to shred the cabbage and carrots.Particularly intelligent young man was sent to the sandy beach to look for Kamenyuki oppression (found).
Ritka whole thing salt, mix, passing, rammed into the pot, hoisted on top of a cloth-tablet-Kamenyuki and razognuvshis, saw a picture: the walls of the bar are shifted tables on which chain lined cups to drink.It runs along the table bartender pouring a glass of vodka under the "correct Russian snack."Behind the table is 200 people in anticipation.
She straightened with dignity shook hands with the remnants of cabbage and said:
- Well!After 3 days, will be ready ...
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