friend Stepan took me on a tour of a fashion store that in the suburbs.
Shop big, beautiful and local standards, even a little CUM.Inside strict mannequins, fitting rooms, in general, all as expected and a range of country-style wide: from almost non-existent women's panties to the work clothes of brezentuhi.
Some were half a dozen vendors.
I went to the arrogant mannequin looking at me, I felt his Chinese sports suit and only then on his forehead considered plasticine little noticeable stain.Color seems to be the same as the solid, but if you look closely, the difference is visible.
the neighboring, more tanned dummy, was exactly the same a big birthmark plasticine.And the tone is well matched, but if you stop, it is also noticeable.
Stepan caught my eye and asked anxiously:
- What highly visible?
- Well, if only to get accustomed.And why should they plasticine these things, that you are - the Indians?
- Yes, here I have a Hindu.A month ago he came to us banderovets - Yuzyk from Transcarpathia - a relative of his wife.Mother-in-law all requested to attach to the work, a good guy, they say, does not drink, does not smoke.Well, I took him to his shop watchman, after three hours.And to this guzul the first night I fell asleep on the couch in the back, I decided to slightly poshutkovat.Recorded on mobile voice call: - "Yu-u-s-s-k!Th-th-s-s-s-k!I do not sleep and and ...! "The mobile phone hidden in the pocket of one mannequin, well, I think - call a couple of times during the night, shuganu.While there is a search for the source of the sound, just do not fall asleep.The first time a call at midnight.Second, forty minutes, and the last time about two o'clock when he himself went to bed.
I come in the morning, I look - Yuzyk with the evil eye goes shopping with a hammer in his hand, and listens to everything.In the middle of the room, with chalk to draw a circle, inside the circle is a chair on the floor and spread my mannequins and each hefty hole in the forehead by a hammer ... You're funny, but the way, they are not cheap, for two hundred bucks apiece took.
Here are my wild relatives.
- Poor Yuzyk.And, Steve, you fired him?
- Why sacked?Working.You just count up, he's even in the most terrifying moment of his life, he has not left the labor office.But it's worth it ...
Articles Source: eku.ru
