Once upon a currently the most common, yet a young man, and he was, as usual, a summer residence.He decided once on the night of her stay - from people to relax, and at the same time to dig a vegetable garden.
cottage was situated somewhere in quite a remote area, so late in the evening found our hero in his shorts and socks, so the grass does not tickle (tickle it since childhood, you see, can not stand), but with a shovel.
hardworking and hard to dig up the garden himself.And everything was fine, but all of a sudden, not only as the strain - gum burst in his underpants.A man looked around - nobody circle.Well, modestly because he is perched on a bench - I began diligently to reduce a gum back.
sits, no one touches, but suddenly opens his home wicket, come in a businesslike two aunts with two bikes, and two same basket.Feel free to put them at the fence of their iron horses and begin to gather strawberries, covered with blood and sweat of our hero, in his rather big baskets, even not knowing about it so close neighborhood, for a man of "ecstasy", even holding his breath.
true master of strawberries a little look-look, chalets from hateful arrogance, and then picked up and went over to him and asked quite a harsh voice, frowning his sweaty and hairy eyebrows:
- A sho of Take you babonki, itit, hereYou do something ... and, eh !?
reaction was unexpected for him: the two merged into one cry, gradually turns into a wild and hysterical howling air raid sirens ... d, but still with anguish.Abandoning the basket, aunt with wild cries raced through the gardens, high kicking up their skirts skirts - it's faster to run.
The man fled in a loss of as many as four of them the garden, until I realized that something was wrong here ... Too quickly run aunts, and too much screaming.At the end of it all, he stopped and decided to think about what he had frightened them so much.He looked at himself and sober shudder, hath nevertheless: the pants and gum were left lying where he had left them - on a bench at the garden ....
opoloumevshie And women still raced and raced along the gardens - only dust from the hooves... and before the comic seemed to him at the very moment this situation is that he broke down and began to laugh like a mad horse, already even at times choking, and then fell to the ground and almost gave up the ghost - barely calmed down.Then, sadly, all smeared with earth, wandered back to his bench vdevat gum, occasionally snorting with laughter and sniffing ....
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