You've probably heard that the age of 81 years has left the life of an American actress Joan Rivers.All her life she worked hard for a woman comedy genre.Comedienne Joan was not only a profession, but also for the fate.
Perhaps this remark someone will not like, and even seem blasphemous, but something like a Joan our Faina Ranevskaya, anyway apt remarks and jokes Rivers, as well as Ranevskaya, long-dismantled forquotes.
sad news of the death of the actress came from her daughter Melissa Rivers .Here is her official written statement made on Thursday: "With great sadness I report the death of my mother, Joan Rivers. She passed away peacefully at 13:17 surrounded by family and close friends. My son and I would like to thank the doctors, nurses, hospital staff and the entire Mount Sinai for a delightful care that they gave to my mother. "
"Cooper and I find comfort in the words of love, support and prayers that we receive from all over the world. We will be heard and appreciated. Great joy for my mother was to make people laugh. Although it is very hard to do, I'm sure itlast wish would be that we will soon smiled again. "
Joan Rivers, which has recently been busy criticizing dresses celebrities in show "Fashion Police" , at the end of last month, there was a sudden cardiac arrest.It happened during an operation on the vocal cords in New York.She was connected to a life support system, but never recovered.
comedian began his long career in the 1960s with performances in the Ed Sullivan and Johnny Carson ( Tonight Show ).Eventually, she became a regular guest of the host along with Carson, and then got her own show - The Late Show with Joan Rivers .
In subsequent years Rivers name has become synonymous with the fashion police.Her caustic wit and apt studs against celebrities and their weaknesses on the part of fashion attracted a lot of attention to the television program E!She also co-starred with her daughter Melissa in documentary TV drama "Tears and Laughter: Stories Joan and Melissa Rivers" and the reality show "Joan & amp; Melissa: Joan Knows Best?".In addition, it belonged to the popular line of high-quality products and goods.
She always found an excuse to laugh and even managed to make a joke of his funeral, suggesting that Meryl Streep will mourn them in five different accents.
Many jokes and aphorisms Joan hardly served translates as built on a play of words.For example, for those who know English: When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off.When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.And yet we dare to give a few funny sayings star.Laugh, she loved!
I realized that I was an unwanted child, when I saw that my bath toys - a toaster and a radio.
I asked her husband: "Why did not you call me by my name when we make love?"And he replied: "I do not want to wake you."
all that my mother told me about sex, that's what a man should be on top and the woman underneath.As a result, for three years my husband and I slept in a bunk bed.
I told my husband: "My tits fell off, become flabby belly, say anything good about my feet."He said: "Blue is everything."
I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me "sir."
My daughter and I are very close.We talk every day.I call her every day and say the same thing: "Take, finally, the phone, I know you're there."And she says the same thing: "How did you get to know a new number?"
If Kate Winslet to lose a few kilos, "Titanic" would never have sunk.
My chest went down with age so that now I can do both a mammogram and a pedicure.
Elizabeth Taylor was so thick that whenever she came to London in a red dress, at least 30 passengers were trying to climb it like a bus.(Recall that the first business card of the British capital were red double-decker buses).
not cook.Not drayte floors.No man will never make love to a woman just because she rubbed wax linoleum.Or how do you imagine that, 'My God, perfect floor! Come lie down, hot bitch. "
My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese.Most of it is long gone, and what remains unbearably stinks.
I did so much plastic surgery that when I die, my body will donate Tupperware (Australian firm for the production of disposable plastic tableware).
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