1. Slippers are domestic and wild.Wild is best not to wear.They feed on your toes.Therefore, we consider they will not be.Fearfully.
2. Slippers are rubber.This is not to shock shandarahnulo.All those who walk on the beach, they are afraid that they are not shandarahnulo shock.Conclusion: on the beach a lot of electricity.
3. Slippers are educational.In the "List of tools necessary teacher" in second place after the belt.Never slippers ass did not receive?I repeatedly.Counselor in our Pioneer is a pedagogical tool very respected.The right was a man.
4. Slippers are stale.To our office often get letters with a question: "Dear editors!I have a sneaker unpleasant smell.What to do?".
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5. Slippers come with pumponchikami.On horseradish - it is unclear.
6. Slippers are for cockroaches.This region of legends.Although ... (thoughtful) God knows.The major supermarkets still can be ...
7. slippers killed.Again cockroaches.It's horrible.My heart bleeds.
8. slippers can hammer a nail.Unsuccessfully.
9. In the hands of the younger brother of slippers turns into a terrible weapon.No ninjas can not be compared with him in martial arts throwing slippers.
10. If, shoes sneakers, carefully stand so that the legs drove a laden truck, the slippers are transformed into elegant fins.Legs, however, too.
11. A great number of house slippers, standing in the hallway, can create the illusion that you are a very hospitable people.
12. Slippers - wonderful companion.They keep quiet and do not interfere with you orate.
13. Slippers - nutritious, high-calorie meal for dogs of primary school age.And do not assure me that it is not.Puppies should know.
14. Slippers are massages.Useful.Click the tabs on their tricky point "Mrs." and "shi".Written by "and."Raced through the body energy "chi".Probably.If you do not lie.In short, stacked in the insole ipplikator Kuznetsova.Or just pour button.The sneaker.Enemies.Every reptiles.To them life honey did not seem to.
15. Crown, final outcome and glowing tip of a lifetime - the same sneakers.No.Not sneaker.Affectionately so - slippers.But it is not simple.White
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