Oh ... Their place is terrible ... you already scared?Then read up to the end of this cool horoscope ... It is, of course, a joke, but that in every joke there is truth.
Aries
imagine vengeful Aries - it is rather complicated.If someone comes to the sore spot Aries, Aries, so give the abuser usually in the ear without all sorts of delays and prefaces.And that revenge is not considered, since it is a normal reaction of a healthy body.I would say more if the attack on the marked virtual and corn was to testify in his ear abuser was out of reach, Aries an hour can easily forget about everything, and the next day already, as if nothing had happened with the abuser hugging and osculate.Therefore, in order to Aries had a desire to take revenge, it must get very systematically and get the same very seriously ... Well, for example, daily and loudly talk about his (its) weaknesses at precisely the moment when in the vicinity of his presence(her) passion.In this case, you will, however, also immediately get into his ear, but if you have the courage to continue in the same spirit and on, then after a while Aries will take root in the opinion that you need to lime.Exactly.Revenge Aries always radical.He never condescend to any out there responding minor mischief.Aries need only one thing - that the object of revenge has ceased to exist (at least in the foreseeable space).What Aries and will consistently seek:
- Sir, you must die.
- Maybe some other way?Maybe you will be satisfied well, at least, cutting off the hands of, say, or the ear?A?Well, shake-a-aluysta-ah ...
- No, sir, you have to die.
In general, to make you at least go to another organization (or even to move with his family to another city) Ram, decided to take revenge could easily.Moreover, it is characteristic that he will take Aries is not a place, and self-defense.
Taurus
To awaken the vindictiveness of a calf, is also, in general, need to be like to try.Taureans are rooted in the opinion that the man - a bastard only after careful collection of statistical information on this subject.But the revenge they are much more perverse than Aries.In all likelihood, it was the founder of the vendetta is the sign (for a couple of Scorpio).Revenge of the Taurus, as a rule, is a smooth and unforgiving slab of locks and canals offender.A Taurus - a sign that, for whatever reason, the owner is zavsegda ever krantik that these gateways and channels overlap.For example, get-together, Taureans are often not only the main breadwinners and poiltsami prinimaltsami at home, but also tacit trendsetters and tastes.
This does not mean that they are already leaders.No.Here's just different.They just have zavsegda on any occasion is very good and weighty opinion.Therefore, new people and new flavors, they do not impose - they only approve or disapprove of what others bring.So, if you are awarded a revenge Taurus, then be prepared for the fact that the Taurus will you absolutely do not approve of, there and everywhere, wherever they can reach.This means that you will almost certainly "be without the sweet" and find yourself in isolation.
And if someone tries to intercede for you, Taurus "crosses out" and - and so until the twelfth generation.Moreover, the abolition of the sanctions to be almost.In order to re-earn the trust and respect of the Taurus, you will have much to repent and fawn, it is easier just to hang himself.
Twins
That is - one of the major plagues of the zodiac.The fact that the majority of the passion for the Gemini craves to be great and respected, and no one takes them.Therefore, make Gemini inflamed with lust for revenge is very easy.Awarded the same place Gemini, you are sure to become the object of the most incredible rumors and gossip, ugly flat taunts and outright disinformation.
Boys Twins can even climb into the fray with the superior forces of the enemy (and they are always superior), but two minutes later the Don Quixote are already whining in the corner.Now, if it was a computer fight, it would have made a twin anyone.So, you seriously revenge Gemini can only if you own a computer - to send, for example, a letter nito virus - it zavsegda please.At the same time, the mood of the majority of the Twins is changing much faster than the weather.Gathered in the morning to take revenge on you until retirement, for dinner twin can already offer you a small business or a mutually share with you svezhepridumannymi gossip about the new site chosen for revenge.
However, if you decide that revenge Twins should not be afraid, you are mistaken.First, people tend to believe even the most improbable rumors (and then go and otmoysya).And secondly, the Twins have used to know everything about everyone, and because writing the next gossip, can give you about something really painful and damning - without knowing it.In general, understanding that owns the information, owns the world inherent in these figures on an instinctive level.
Cancer The easiest and most common way rachey revenge - to leave without a hat in the cold night that all was bad.Suitable for any occasion and for no reason - the mood.To this class is a complete rupture of relations.In rachem case, it means that the cancer does not respond to you - and never did, even if you will drown in his eyes.
Moreover, the likelihood that the cancer will forgive you (even if the offense was not great) is extremely small.If the cancer hurt seriously, the consequences may be the most unexpected.Aware of its small, in general, strength, even the crabs to kill a cockroach can use heavy artillery (not to mention the more serious enemies for revenge).For example, to drown in a fit of vengeful in the nearest body of water someone's bag or burn entirely someone's documents - it would have been in a lobster.
I'm not talking about physical revenge.If push comes to shove, it is - not otherwise to using something like scrap iron stools with legs or anything else like that ... So, Cancer is terrible in anger.But generally the most terrible thing is not even Hrachya revenge and resentment Hrachya itself.This creation will look at you with reproach her large tearful eyes like an abandoned forest lap dog, and you will be ashamed, ashamed, ashamed !!!And to make amends, you can not, because conscience will you choke, strangle and choke until they suffocate to poluobmoroke.
Leo
To awaken in Leo revenge, it should just seriously deceived.A fool Leo - a trifling matter, is wanted.The question is, why you need it.The lion's place, even in a light version, terrible death.And in hard'ovom ispolneii - and does a smashing (but seldom comes to it).The most simple way to the lion's revenge - a clear demonstration of the fact that you - a full, nothing of itself is not a nonentity, and even worse.It demonstrates this by example.That is, the public shows Leo how he looks cooler, work and play than you.And even if he had never engaged in that business that you are busy, in order to show your nothingness, he managed to make it better than you.Next in the ranking of the lion place of the next public insults and exposure.That is, Leo publicly tell you everything that you think about.
Moreover, the sympathy of others, of course, will be on his side - because the sympathy is always on the side of Leo.This easy-place finishes.A tough place Leo does not end and does not stop for anything.You can pursue shady characters somehow suddenly found themselves close friends of Leo, overwhelm - examiners everywhere from traffic police to institute throw - friends and acquaintances, as well as on the wheel and quartered, and - come from the other world.
And behind all this you will see a horrible grin lion.Over time, you become frail and become schizophrenic see lions machinations have in all aspects of life - including clogged toilet and skisanii milk.
Virgin
Frankly, I badly imagine what needs to be done to ensure that Virgin decided to take revenge, but this tendency to have many representatives of the sign can be traced.Moreover, the revenge of the Virgin, as a rule, in a particularly perverse form.But if you watched a film about the heroic Sergey Lazo burned in the firebox of the locomotive by the Japanese, it must be thought about what you can do with a person with a certain proportion devskoy fancy (and devskoy - because Japan is under the sign of Virgo).
Remember, there is, for example, was such a beautiful vase with holes, designed for the installation of the head of the enemy.The idea injected into human body through the ears vodichku also good.In general, just not imagine what puzzled the question seriously and in devski.Home revenge Dev least thin, but it differs a fun twist: the man to whom revenge, know that it happened to him last.For example, you draw some long-awaited document, say in this case only one minor oversight, leading to repetition you all the circles of hell, this is preceded by - will devski: just do not understand, but devastating in the end.Generally Virgin more than any other marks are prone to revenge techniques and official documents.That is, if you are offended virgin, and she have something to say to you in the official instances - it is almost certain to declare.Also known devskaya technique to charm someone and marinating to polusmeriti solely for the purpose of deep wounding.
Libra Scales - a sign quite touchy.However, the present avenge them not really know how.Everything is somehow more like a children's version: Oh me so well ladnenko, and I'm here is how.Say, lend my toys and do not write in my pot.Thus, when the scales themselves already consider that reached the limits of austerity and deceit, to the subject, which is aimed at revenge is just beginning to realize that he is taking revenge.
Moreover, blocking any possibility that depend on them, Libra is not rare at all to lose control over who is going to take revenge, causing further the killing becomes almost impossible.Well, the most extreme, that are capable of Libra - is to call the offender to a verbal duel, show him his accusations and demand explanations.As a rule, an explanation is through the roof - not all because such honest as Libra ...
However, one strong point that balance can be used for revenge - a terrible and horrible - they still are.They can, for example, masterfully discourage the offender sympathy of some value for it man.Yet in spite of the enemies can leak somewhere high to a warm place, and from there to show the offender blatantly tongue to him was bitter and envious.In general, here are intellectual and undercover intrigue ... A good sign.
I used to know a single person who was (and remains) Libra and worked in his firm a difficult activity, as contacts with all sorts of "boys" and "roofs", as he was known by the fact that because of its activity to serious clashes thereIt never came, though his chief was a man of surprisingly bitchy and violent passions around this company enough.
Scorpio
This sign is traditionally holds the championship bitchiness.Although it is not deserved.In fact, much bitchiness his fish, but nobody knows.So, normal Scorpio is characterized in that it just has to work.Everywhere he, you know, have any interests, all he needs to control and keep the hook.Accordingly, it is someone they hurt their interests, as the Scorpion immediately poured poison and runs pokusatelstvom engaged.
Pokusatelstvo Scorpio is different, but different is, first of all, the fact that its main purpose is not defusing the enemy and inflicting as much as possible the deeper moral (and at worst - and physical) injury, which he suffereduntil his violent days.For the same reason the Scorpions are the ancestors of the principle of "beat of their own to other people's fear" - to put deep, bleeding wounds, and not to delay their, you know, a hundred times more comfortable than a stranger.At its known in advance all the weaknesses and poke them there is no difficulty.For example, I used to know Skorpionihu, whose husband was obsessed with that solid look - so she told him besperech foaming one single case when he looked undignified, jack up the store to the extreme and said saleswoman everything that she (the clerk)I deserved.Her husband blushed, turned pale and lowered his eyes.
A Skorpioniha - contagion - waiting for a large gathering of guests and again: "Do you remember in the store ..." But, characteristically, that none of Scorpio will never forget and shed some balzamchika on the freshly wound, so that the object pokusaniya completely from his shellnot closed and the hook is not flew.That is, it is easy to remain a victim.Immunity against the scorpion bites have only twins - because, most of them do not have a soul that depth for that scorpion sting can be scratched.Or, depth and there, but the attitude to it is not as deep.That is, Scorpio their catches, and they themselves are joking on the subject, as if they did not betray the sting and heel schekotyut feather.
Sagittarius
Avengers Well it boring.In the middle, "Red Devils" and "elusive Jack" (which no catches).That is, they would be happy for the sake of justice and the principles of every chopped down all those horrible, his sword unsheathed, but just then, while they were discussing the principles of justice and stroking, and hewing already and nobody.And most importantly, they can not practically massacred, if not a large gathering of people.He is boring and somehow not edifying.
to the very justice, they first need to collect the whole council, to explain it to the people that, they say, you look a skunk, and then he, reptile, already with fireworks and fanfare to put in consumption.However, as all who are sick principles vindictive they order.Therefore, if the offender will be met in twenty years, and now they point compacted it in full to imagine they utter joy rolled and not blink an eye.The mere revenge succeeded Sagittarians like no other.In revenge bureaucratic.Here, for example, if you need to have some nito aunt's certificate stating that you have been vaccinated against the flu, and her aunt in pozachahlom this year you stepped on his leg and did not apologize, it is already here, it will come off.
Moreover, according to the rules.You have it for the sake of reference will bypass thirty circles of hell, purgatory and heaven, there is not yet collect the certificate of the purity of his ancestry to the tribe of the twelfth and present them in support of what you have requested to help any law.And then she is considered to be three years, agree on ten committees, and engage in other such dirty tricks.And then give you a certificate without seals and send get one at one end of the city, and the other - on the other (and forget to call, to put it to you).
Capricorn
What you need to do in order to get revenge on the Capricorn, I even can not imagine.These people are, in practice, there is nothing to get - they would get someone you like ... Well, okay, let's you could still get a Capricorn, I caught something, for example, his passion.This is bad.Revenge still will not.And be consistent survival of all available Capricorn neighborhoods.
Moreover, it does not mean that there will be a Capricorn to spend some special work in this direction.Just Capricorn has surely had time to dig in there much earlier and much better than you, but because all the levers in his hands ... But it's so, it's the little things.Sometimes, perhaps, worse.This is when you manage to arouse antipathy Capricorn, for some inexplicable reason, and the strong antipathy - ranging up to white heat.Then Capricorn is able to do anything that is capable of Virgo, only exaggerated scale.That is, if the Virgin simply tighten your krantik drip and leave Capricorn necessarily need to replace the contents of the dropper to any nito caustic and then sit still to watch what will.
overcome revenge Capricorn is possible only by the massive bombardment of the area of its habitat within a radius of three hundred kilometers for ten days without a break.(And even then, if you are confident that this Capricorn does not have its hands at the command post contingent of forces, which will be entrusted with the bombing - which is unlikely).In general, what I'm telling you.Look better than a series of "Sherlock Holmes", where about Professor Moriarty.Here Moriarty - a typical Capricorn.
