• - Doctor - patient wife refers to the surgeon, who must operate with her husband - is there even any hope?
- It all depends on what you hope ...
• Moscow.Another daring escape from perfect Butyrskaya.At this time the criminals took advantage of a complex system of unlocked doors ...
• Love is like a promotion hits.Please listen to it and can not wait to hear more.Then you hear it on every street corner, and it's still like that.Then you can not hear it (already sick), but it's still twist around every corner.When he stopped to turn around every corner, and the song appears in the air sometimes, you shudder, remembering how you could do is listen.But 10 years from now you're thinking, but still a good time it was! ..
• - I've just been insulted pharmacist - said the sobbing woman to her husband.
enraged husband rushed to the drugstore to defend the honor of his wife.
- You must listen to me!- Begged the pharmacist.- Today, I forgot to wind alarm and overslept.Jumping out of the house, I shut the door, forgetting the keys of the house and the car, and I had to break a window to get them.And then I had a flat tire.
When I finally got to the pharmacy before it was about to turn, and the phone rang and rang.Bending to collect coins fell, I hit my head on the box and fell, smashing storefront.And all the phone continued to ring.I picked it up, and then your wife asked to use a rectal thermometer.I swear, I just told her how!
• - It turns out that Chernyshevsky, after Gogol, too, burned the second volume of his book.By the way, it was called "Take your pants off and running."
• - Sema, why do not you marry Sofochka?Well, I think - a little oblique!
- A little bit ?!But when she was crying, her tears flow on the back crosswise!
• Killed Caesar Kleopadla!
• - How can return the guy?
- You survived a check?
• Businessman Roman Abramovich does not love to watch fighters and detectives.He genuinely does not understand the motivation of people, warring and killing each other for 10 million dollars.
• feature of the Russian mentality: everyone is ready, if that, go to the front, but no one is ready to go into the army.
• It does not matter if the piano in the bushes, bad if she fell asleep in the piano ballerina ...
• - Do not you cry, snakes snaps.
- Who, me ?!Yes, I am calm like a boa constrictor !!!
- I see by your trembling tip.
• - Say, when's your birthday?
- And you what?
- Oh - I wonder, when the nature of the output ...
• Planted in a cell killer, thief and drug addict.The killer says:
- Let me take off all the guards, and we run away.
thief says:
- No, let's I'll steal the keys.We are open the door and run away.
addict, a little thought:
- Let's take time off and Nakuru.
• Sit three grannies and remember their deceased husbands.
- My husband drank and drank and drank himself!
- And my smoked, smoked and smoke it!
- And my ... he is!Well, in general, he died!
• In connection with the threat of an epidemic Ministry of Health appeals to citizens to not get drunk as a pig.Or at least not to the pig squeal.
• Looked "Good night kids."Piggy not.Flu probably ...
• When you hear the phrase: "I would be your problem!", You realize that the person - no problem at all, but he really wants to get hold of them.
• Incidents.Yesterday arrested Nikolai Valuev and Klitschko brothers to play football, "Oka".
