Long, wake-up call at the door, supported by a thud, immediately threw Marino leisurely Internet ... Who is broad daylight could bring?
and Andrew, as luck would nebylo home.
hitting force and then the woman suddenly came to the meaning of words and the sight of her husband surfaced text of his note on the refrigerator: - "Do not pick up the water in the bath, there is no knee !!!Kisses.Andrew. ยป
Marina rushed into the bathroom, the water was almost to the ankles, but the threshold still slopping ...
turn off the faucet and fright rushed to open the door.Mimo women in the storm cloud obscene, rushed downstairs neighbor and rushed to the bathroom.
Running to the water, a neighbor began to shoot lightning, almost Ball:
- flooded!Without paying!Where are you looking, chicken !?Wipe Run a puddle!
Marina jitters ran around the apartment, picked up, thrown on the wet floor armfuls of clean laundry out of the closet.
A neighbor kept throwing all hoarse lightning:
- What sheets, quilt you drag, fool that most absorbed!
With these words, the Thunder grabbed all the clothes off the rack and threw it on the struggle against the remnants of moisture.
Marina said nothing and dutifully covered the whole bunch, a thick quilt.
Five minutes later, downstairs neighbor had already spent for the individual woman's tour of her destroyed tank.
wet spot on the ceiling turned out to be no more than a tennis ball (he even noticed it?), But guide their wild cries fully compensated undignified kind of disaster:
- If you do not want to pull all the money on lawyers - let's just six of them, while IGood, then we're even.
Marina started to bargain, that 6000 - half her salary, among other things.For the money can be in all of the apartment ceiling whitewash.Not expensive to repair if such a small wet spot?This in itself will soon dry up.Maybe thousands dispense?
neighbor immediately issued a powerful jet of forty selected obscene expressions which in Russian means - not dispense ...
And Marina surrendered.
victim, for greater effect was significant paper about this content:
receipt.
I - the horse's coat from the ground floor, has received from the brainless chicken living home-based compensation in the amount of 6,000 rubles.(six thousand) for his completely destroyed water wet apartment, renovated with the most expensive in the world.
money I received in full, to the brainless hen no claims have not, so be it, let them continue to bite their cackles and millet ...
date.
Signature.
And for greater legal force, for lack of a notary, went to the concierge, got his signature and additional notes about the presence in the transaction, etc ...
An hour later, the market returned to Andrei with his knee, looked at the sobbing wife on her wet jacketlying on the floor and broadly understood.
husband was started yelling, showing the plastic knee and instructions from the refrigerator, but when he heard about a tennis ball, a receipt and six thousand, instantly changed his temper justice with mercy, reassured and even kissed Marina, wore shoes and went downstairs.
disgruntled neighbor opened the door and greeted cut:
- Well, what else?I apologize come?I'll manage.All work is done, once I come with you.
Andrew barely had time to catch a closing door with the toe of Keda and said softly:
- No, I do not apologize, I have a business proposition for you.
- What other suggestion?Do you want me to make a whitewash?Do not.Already somehow itself.
- No, God forbid, some whitewash?I want to invite you to buy and keep on keeping my hot water.Not expensive, for you, for 10 rubles per liter.
- What kind of water, you Che?
- Normal tap water, for example - 600 liters agrees.Well, you take?Look, if you refuse, I'll give it to you, and within ten minutes through the lowered ceiling (still floors me to collect).Especially because, according to the receipt, claims to us you do not.
neighbor, fiercely rolled his eyes, grunted, went away, came back, counted, and gave the money, then shook his finger, bared his teeth, but what exactly was trying to say, Andrew did not understand, he had already summoned the elevator ...
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