• Sidorov went swimming drunk a bottle of vodka and drowned.Rescuers stated that Sidorov drank to the bottom.
• In Tambov province instead of tea brewed with cabbage leaves.They call this drink - soup.
• Life is movement.Especially if it's sex life.
• Waking up in the morning, kiss his wife.You'll be sure to make it first.Out on the street, and saw a venerable old man, help him cross the street.This could be your father.Seeing the tear-stained child, wipe and comfort him.This could be your son.Coming home in the evening, strike his wife.She knows what.
• If you are released from the madhouse, it does not mean that you are cured.Just
you become like everyone else.
• Set aside fifteen minutes a day to exercise, and after some two months you will feel as stupidly spent this time.
• Two friends:
- Your husband smokes?
- Yes, but only after sex.
- What about health?
- Well, I think two or three cigarettes a year, it does not hurt.
• Driver!Be careful on the road!The Corruptor somewhere nearby.
• In fact, the word "Eureka" is translated from the Greek as "very hot water".
• Muse with a cart - Pegasus easier.
• The issue of the crossword:
- Which city service dramatically increases the load in moments of television advertising?
Answer:
- Sewerage.
• - What is the benefit of visitors and cockroaches?
- In connection with their arrival arranged cleaning.
• Russian addiction to alcohol, they explain the harsh climate of their country.So
today.Weather - wonderful!
But the climate, yet stern ...
• A man calls the emergency services.
- My wife fights!What to do?
Operator:
- Tell me, is her first child?
- No, you idiot!It's her husband !!!
• A boy walking with the pope on the street, he saw the icon of medicine - the snake on cup:
- Daddy, what's that?
- It's your mom eating ice cream.
• The husband in his sleep:
- Honey, take off my slippers and turn off the telly.
- Hold on, dear, we're in a movie theater!
• Treat people the way you want them to do unto you.Give her husband tights!
• - I vizhy, y you now ppishity all pygovitsy.Spazy seen that married people!
- Yes, it's One family, chemy naychila my wife for a honeymoon ...
• The patient is prepared for the complex operation.
- Doctor, I do not die?
- What are you!No of course!We were criticized for that ...
• Fire Flower Mowgli helped to protect themselves from animals and fire water helps to talk to them.
• She smiled coyly, unaware that he had just been discharged.
• Better lying on the couch may be just lying on the couch after dinner.
• Every woman should remember that the man seeking a companion of his life, not its owner.
• If the result does not depend on the circuit solutions - it's math, and if independent - that is accounting.
• - The girl, except that you were two years the advertising face of the Penza gutalinovoy factories which have more trick?
