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man calling the dentist.
- Please tell me how much it would cost to remove the tooth?
- 80 pounds, sir
- It is very expensive!And if without anesthesia?
- Anesthesia is 20 pounds
- then there will be 60 pounds?
- Yes, sir
- And if you give off the nurse that you and vanities assestiruet different tube in his mouth?
- It will cost 20 pounds less.
- And if you have any students in practice?
- Right now we have one student probation, but he is learning just the first year, and he has no practice.
- How much will it cost if the tooth will remove a student?
- It costs 20 pounds less, sir.
- Do I understand correctly that without annstezii without nurses, and if it will make a trainee tooth removed will cost 20 pounds?
- That's right, sir.
- Please, choose the next week my wife.
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- Barrymore, when English referee began wearing black clothes?
- They put them in the day of mourning for Queen Victoria, Sir.
- But why do they wear them so far?
- So in fact it is still dead, sir! ..
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Tournament.There is a girl with an apple on his head.The first archer shoots and hits the apple.Bows to the audience:
- I am Robin Good!
second archer shoots and hits the apple.It seems the audience:
- I am Richard Lions Heart!
third archer misses and kills girl:
- I am, I am ... Sorry ...
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Scot returns home from a trip to England."Well, as there was in London?" - Asked his household."Never mind!- She meets a Scotsman.- That's just weird some people, these English.All night the hotel beat me into the wall like crazy! ยป
- Well, what about you?
- Yes, I do!As played his bagpipes, and went on to play!
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little old lady walking down the street, carrying two plastic bags from under the debris.In one of them had a hole in it from time to time and the road fell 20 dollar bills.
It noted policeman stopped her: "Ma'am, you fall out of the bag twenty!"
"Damn!"- Said the little old lady - "I will go back, but I will gather that fell. Thank you said!"
"Not so fast" - the policeman said, - "Where did you get this money? Stolen?"
"Oh, no, "- said the little old lady -" You see, my backyard is just outside the parking lot of the football stadium. After the game, a bunch of fans going into the bushes to cast and does it right on my flowerbeds! I'm the guard behind the bushes with large clippers andevery time someone puts in a Thing in the rose bushes, I say - "20 bucks or cut off!".
" Hmm!A good idea!"- I laughed the police, -" Well, you can go.By the way, in a different package?"
" You see - said the little old lady - "Not all pay ..."
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