Went slightly daty little man in a nearly empty the night train.And he wanted to do a wee-wee.And in our trains (who knows) no closets, and that is - closed shut, and VIP only.In our peasant from drunk leaped nobility.I'm not going to think shit between cars, and in the vestibule - also will not.Then what?And here is how.
he waited stop.And before closing the doors stuck between their shoes.Most edge of the boot to the last drops of it does not splash.And with the same purpose, its economy away into the gap formed stuck.It is, baldeet both the process and from his generosity.And meanwhile, the train is gaining speed.The lights of the village some fly by.Shakes the car more tangible.And at some crossroads of his still thoroughly shaken.And then ...
right, shoes slipping out of the slot, the door leaf carnivorous close up, and the man is clamped in a trap of his generosity for the most God forbid.But the door, though, and are upholstered inside with rubber, very pressured.And the soft tires can not be called.In general, the man began to shout to the whole train.First, just like that, and then calling for help.The people, of course, frightened crime situation, away from the screams Rushed.But not all.
One particularly bold (young police officer in plain clothes, returning home from work) went still look at the source of the noise, sound reasoning that as long man cut can not, and when someone beat, the character cries, so to speak, drawing a little different than in this case (that's what it means to the professionalism and high sense of moral responsibility for the fate of the near).
policeman enters the vestibule.He saw a picture: a face to the door, pressed her whole body, is our hero and enthusiastically yelling.The policeman said to him, saying, citizen, stop disgrace.Zero reaction.Policeman grabs a citizen's shoulder and tries to expand to face him, to disgrace all the same stop.Citizen makes some convulsive movements shrugs off hand, but face to the policeman is not rotated.But his cries become louder and higher.And they are organically woven into some whining tone.Just a few minutes a policeman enters situevinu (police officer, after all).
And moved in, making an attempt to alleviate the suffering of the poor man and snatch hapless limb of the door captivity.Anyone who has ever tried to pry the door to the train knows how this hopeless task.And then there's work inconvenient.Above the man - high, the bottom - hampered his legs, and in the middle - stuck to the door body.Yes, and become stupid pain sufferer in this case is not assistant.
Shouting, they say a little more patience, a policeman breaks the emergency brake.The train slows down sharply, that good feeling again the peasant adds.The speaker driver heard an angry monologue, bad people, they say, do not waste the emergency brake pull, and everything was better if the stop-cock brought to its original state.
policeman sweeps through the whole car to the cherished home with the buttons labeled "Police" (this is a button, if someone does not know, provides a link to the driver).Clicking on it, a policeman briefly to describe the situation and requests to open the door on the right side.What driver he responds that he knows the nearby cottages and summer residents, and they do not know it best.These bad people always strive in this very place the train stopped.But today is not their day, as he, the driver, in the wake of all sorts of different people will not go and will stay here at least until the morning, but the doors will not open.The policeman shouts peregovornik that he is a representative government, and not come up with this story is that it requires that the person is suffering ... ...
At that he replied that the train is the Pope, and the tales of jammed in the doorway of the members bestto tell his grandmother having grandchildren imbecile that a drunken no brainer not come up.And to the nearest station operator does not intend to violate the instructions and open the door.A man howls policeman, they say, to hell with them, I close more emergency brake, it is better to travel than to no avail stand.
policeman through the whole car rushing to close the stop-cock.And it should be noted that the communication device works only in one direction - toward the driver.The driver is responsible for the speakerphone.Therefore, in the course of the story turned out to have the whole train.
Stop valve is closed, the train went back.The driver sends a mate, just in case check out a strange message.Teammate resorts.Ensures.It tells the engineer, they say, everything is as it really is.The driver refuses to believe, knowing his partner in collusion with pranksters or bribed vacationers.Teammate resorts back to the cockpit and offers incredulous operator to make around itself.
driver is, building in case of false information plans for revenge partner.Comes.Ensures.He returned to the cabin.Associated with the control tower, describes the situation and submit requests to the nearest station (for good luck guy big enough) ambulance.In the control room do not believe.Machinist threaten terrible punishments and deprivation of premium in the event of a joke, but still communicate with the station.There, too, all this is not really believe, but soon expelled.
Meanwhile, the train approaches the station.Stops.Doors open.We completely exhausted and hoarse peasant legs give way and he falls forward.Bumping his crumpled economy on the asphalt platform, man loses consciousness, calms down and begins to slide into the gap between car and platform.At the time the policeman jumped out of the airlock to prevent falling on the rails.Here we arrived and medics.They ship mortal body on a stretcher and under the gaze stuck to the windows of passengers carry the remains of its former dignity along with their unfortunate owner.
This story has a happy ending.Operation peasant farming is not required, since, apart from bruising, it is no serious damage not raped.As a result, all healed up and pretty soon it became like new, without losing any of their size or the main and auxiliary functions.
vocal cords But the guy will not soon recover.Apparently, human folklore, stating that if the economy to pull up to the knees, the tear in the first place the vocal cords, but not any more.
Articles Source: doodoo.ru
