bad example intelligibly good rules.
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pity today's children, because they are parents who know how to look at the history in your browser.
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Miracles do not happen, but it happens garbage.
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fallen into the toilet iPhone extends a hand of at least twenty centimeters.
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Judging by the usual love its manifestations, it is more like hatred than friendship.
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Well, should not rice, wrapped in fish, besides crude, worth more than fat, wrapped in newspaper, besides fresh!
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can not enter the same river twice, but three times, you can plunge into the same shit.
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Not all people who talk to themselves on the street, have a bluetooth.Some of them are really crazy.
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Skill women is to skillfully give your harpoon arrows for Cupid.
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It just seems that men act as hunters for women.Look at the men's eyes when women ask them the most harmless and sensitive question: "Do you love me?"These are the eyes of the victim, not the hunter!
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strange man when drunk, so fun!And when his then - a fool.
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Naked Britney Spears, Pamela Anderson's chest, the tragic death of Larisa Guzeeva.What obstacles do not stand alone in the search for an essay on history.
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best medicine for all diseases - a place to see a doctor in a city clinic.
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clever woman she knows what a fool.
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romantic - it's the same womanizer, just a beginner very much apart.
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reason for joy is easy to find.It's hard to excuse this somehow justified.
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old used batteries Durasell lie in the desk 10 times longer than usual.
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There is a sign: What are you afraid - will come true.So I decided to get rich and be afraid to lose weight.
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Some people like writing.Until you will send - will not come.
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Phone Sex - employment onanizmom dictation.
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men never cry ... but, bitch, whine for any occasion!
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This optimism - is when you bequeath to carve his tombstone inscription: "All Smack!See :-) "
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Romantic man says a woman in the morning something nice, but more experienced and will do.
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People! You just think about it! All of us - the fastest sperm.
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bitten apple wants ... ... and preferably on the back side of a new telefonchik.
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