As a child, I was very naive and trusting child.I believe in the nonsense that I said adults.
After tales of Pinocchio I am very indignant when my grandmother threw logs into the stove and otherwise would not let her do that.After all, I've seen all too lazy to live Pinocchio.
In general, as far as I remember my childhood, adults always deceived me.And my parents are the most important deceivers.They resort to any fraudulent means, just to achieve the desired towards me.
example during meals.When I'm not hungry, they tried to make me believe that the spoon potatoes that annoyingly pop in your mouth, it's a plane ....And only one thing that it does not suffice for the full similarity with the aircraft, the sound deafening roaring engines.
- grandson, see, that's flying the airplane, open your mouth, - said the grandmother, and I razzinuv mouthed and surprises wildly bulging eyes and glancing at the spoon, he noticed how the "airplane" blew my mouth ... Well, that is surprising, perhaps, my grandmother thought, "If a child does not want to eat mashed potatoes ... He just eats a plane."
But most of all I was angered when I was blamed for the fact that the whole family will not go hungry, "It's for the pope. This is for my mother. Well, let's spoon for my grandmother."And when you're reluctant, but with a sense of accomplishment already choked, but ate the last spoonful of potatoes, just to the grandmother did not go hungry, your aircraft flies one more: "And the last one for your sister."
Almost stomach twisting inside of the opposing potatoes, you desperately realize that sister you could leave hungry you can not, and closing his eyes, swallowing tears you with a plaintive sigh, swallow and sister.Sometimes lies
adults reached the opposite effect.For example, instead of a good song to calm me down to sleep, they just woke my childish fears.And no matter what the tune was lulling, but the words ...
Baiushki Bayu Bayu not lozhisya on the edge
come gray top, grab for the flank Vadka ..
And you're wide open eyes of fear, do not sleep until the morning"What? Who should come? Gray wolf? Not only that, it will come, so I have it yet and the flank tries to grab" - do you think, and try not to sleep until the morning: "At least he did not find me sleeping! "
And these visits to the doctor?You say: "Fool gone, you will not hurt ..." This added: "If you behave yourself, do you have to give the doctor a popsicle on a stick."And you have, do not hesitate to fly to dress.
When the inspection is already coming to an end, the doctor says, "Keep your hero, this is for you!"And hands you a wooden stick, which had just watched your throat.Everything else and my mother, "What should I say in these cases, my son?"And you're surprised eyes looking at the wand and in a tearful voice: "What have you done with my ice cream?"I wonder what expect to hear in a moment from my adult?
"Ho! Thank you! Yes, this stick in the garden, I'll look like a hero of the day. All the children will excitedly:" Give me, give me ... And let me, I do you a sticker on the gum, and you give me your wand... "
Another deceptive tactics that employed adults is to combine something you like with something that you never liked. My parents associate this idea something good from something bad comes highlyeven the soul.
They always were caught me by surprise, telling me: "Let's go play in cleaning your room." It's like say now to my wife: "Come on, darling, make love, and at the same time pat my pants".
And this strange manner of adults say strange things ...
- Daddy, why mom says you were on his nose did not see? - I asked him, logical reasoning, anything he has very bad eyesight, or a very long nose. Although neither one nor the other, I did not notice him.- And your mother is very long tongue - posted dad and I vividly imagined my mother like a lizard catching flies and small gnats its long tongue.That, too, I have not seen her.- Dad, why such a strange girl?- I asked, already knowing that I do not understand, as well as adults.- When you grow up, you will understand, - answered Daddy.
As you may have guessed, and that I was deceived ...
What is cheating on you?
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