Andrew returned from a week-long trip all the way from the Polar Circle.He shot four breeches where small nations on the big frost.
And as always happens according to the law of meanness, all the bad things happening in your absence.
Young, beautiful Andryukhina wife had an accident, and not just an accident, but in a very violent accident.No, of course alive and almost healthy, and it is cruel what the second participant clashes were already two major police, Spahr on personal Audi.
They drove themselves on an opposite, went, not bothering anyone, and now because of the rotation of Kamaz.Kamazist did not dare slow down to its long tail does not carry all of the chess pieces with board and icy Majors podsuetilis themselves.They slammed on the brakes, spun them, leaned back in his lane, and then Andrew and his wife arrived in time to please the guys cruel side krashtestom.
The result - one Major broken ribs and arm, and the second just angry.And, of course, both the car lost all the social status of the vehicles.
Within five minutes three police rushed the crew from "witnesses" had a briefing and the first thing ... pushed out of the way of crumpled cars, so as not to interfere with the passage.Then charted, stop motion, two cars back to back, only this time on a completely different place and carefully photographed ...
Strict captain in the group indiscriminately shouting and stamping his feet.In the course were the arguments of type - a monkey with a grenade, ponakupivshaya law which sleeps and sees how to break the rules of the road, drove into the oncoming lane and try to kill two combat police officers, which, however, comes nobly and want it nothing at all - a new car and400 000 rubles for the treatment ...
woman was in complete shock - not only that the fault of these lying bastards, she lost her sitroenchika, which now stands in the courtyard of dead weight covered with cartons, but still ... And in front of the court, the deprivation of rights anddebts half my life ...
At this point, Andrew and returned wearing four pairs of pants.He embraced his wife, listened, comforted as I could and not changing clothes, dragged her to the evil captain of the group indiscriminately.
Defended short but slow queue and entered the office.
captain recognized the woman and said sternly Andrew:
- husband or husband you - it is your family difficulties, she's a big girl, so answer for itself.And because you are at the scene it was not, dare not delay.Wait for her in the hallway, if your spouse all have something to tell me.We like everything has already been explained and issued ...
Andrew smiled enigmatically and said politely:
- Comrade Captain, but I still would like to say a few words to you in private, I promise - you will love.
Puzzled wife Andrew went into the corridor and he lowered his voice to a whisper, he continued:
- The fact is, Comrade Captain, I recently got married, you see what it is I have a young and beautiful ...
- shorter, more to the point.
- Yes, in short there is no place I statement on television and I have frequent business trips, Behold, I am ... as they say - trust but verify, quietly put her into the car ma-ah-Lenka videoregistratorchik.I am of course very embarrassing, but I know where my wife was and at what time ...
With these words, Andrew took out his wallet and took out a piece of plastmasski.
- This is a memory card just the two gig, but you imagine it climbed and how your brave colleagues first prosharili by an opposite, and in a minute, leaving from Kamaz, spun and framed Bochin under the car of my poor wife.And then very very interesting - went to such threats and illegal actions just a series about werewolves weekdays.And so on.It's amazing, right?Such a little thing, but how much it sits.Until then reached machinery ...
I why I say all this to you, just as you do not want to bring this story to the court.The case - that I will win for a minute, but his wife could not forgive my spying on her.I have it with ambition.And you in court for negligence, if not something worse ... Of the majors, I generally keep quiet out there in the face of all the signs of a crime.We need it?
Captain blinked helplessly, did not help.He included his most ingratiating voice and said:
- What do you mean ...?Come on, let your card now look at the laptop, everything was there.
- Uh no, you will excuse me, something I do not trust your militia laptops can swallow because not return ... But if the case goes to court, of course, can offer.All you good.Wife call?
- Yes, call, please.
- it is not only words.I rely on you ...
Twenty minutes later, the happy couple, holding hands, came out of the police station.
wife, clinging to Andrew thought - How can I still lucky with her husband.Came immediately figured out, the cops put in place that already apologized to the captain, broke all records and issued a certificate to the insurance company, where it is said that the perpetrators of the accident recognized the Majors.Now is not the courts, and not for long.I walked all day, struggled against the wall, screaming, to prove.I wonder how it happened ... Andryusha?
Andrew walked alongside, soared four drawers, his wife smiled and thought - but good all the same thing - the DVR, perhaps, we should really his wife to put on the car ...
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