Invitation to a children's birthday party sounded like a bolt from the blue.No, I really love children !!!This feeling we have with them mutually.Apparently, due to some reason they see me anymore, "as his" rather than "as an adult."
But such events will trigger silent panic associated with the purchase of a gift.This is not her friend give lip gloss or something like that ....Gift your child should bring joy and pleasure ....Therefore, you need to choose carefully and thoughtfully.
At this time, the task was made easier.I was asked to buy a "boy".
In my stupid question, "In what sense?!?!" I condescendingly explained:
«Well my husband for a doll.And what dolls girls have 5 pieces, and the boy ... no.And without it you can not play the daughters and mothers.More precisely, in the Pope-mother.Well, in short in the family!Clear?".
What could be clearer.5 girls and one boy - a natural harem turns right ... or Swedish family ... ....However, it is the details ....Inspired by the understanding of the situation, I went to the light-footed a large children's store.
Actually, I really do not understand how parents who were in the store with the offspring can get out of there alive, and even with some cash in your pocket.This is the Klondike!Eldorado!Eyes flee from all this abundance and splendor every razvlekalovok.
I'd even at the risk of the business, but taking care of the melee, has written at least a warning on the door: "Warning!Visit our shop with their children is dangerous for health and parental purse! »
But it so, lyrical digression.
order not to waste time viewing an infinite range, and does not indulge in nostalgia about the "But if it was my childhood.And this .... And that's it! ....... "I asked for help to the pretty salesgirl.Apparently, the overall situation is still clouded my brain, and should put the question differently, "Girl, you do not help me, I need a boy, or rather my husband."
in her eyes clearly was read something like: "Abnormal some who did he not need something ?!".
After realizing all the comic and a small explanation of the situation, I was relieved conducted to showcase the infinite called "Barbie" and graciously allowed to make a difficult choice.And here at me was enlightened!It bahnul on the head with something heavy, apparently, and forced to take another look at the world around us.More precisely, not the whole world, and one very important aspect.Relations between the sexes so to speak.What I hasten to tell the world.
Of course, the lack of a women's issue worthy men has its roots in childhood ... Somewhere in the area of children's toy store ... There's everything in life!Judge for yourself."Girls" just nemeryannom!All shapes, colors, professions, etc., etc., etc.."Boys" - units.And with them there is a certain regularity.If
"boy" is available (in the sense of democratic worth the money), then there is simply not to look at that.Neither mind nor heart.He did not please the eye as well with him playing, it is possible ?!If
"boy" handsome, beautifully dressed, looking appealingly enigmatic gaze, as if inviting "Come on, play with me ..." then the price is such that it is better not to approach.In order to avoid a nervous breakdown.
A, there is a third option!If the "boy" good, interesting, worth basically humane money, he sold complete with its "girl" WELL !!!! ........... everything is exactly as in life !!!!!!
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