Girlfriend wife Lyubashka, back-breaking hard-earned money on a driving course (if they can be called education), has acquired himself a brand new Fiat Punto.
acquisition as it should be washed: glass lamps and rubbed, the wheels kicked, put down the horn.Lightning struck a week later, when on the way home from work, my cell phone, voice sobbing Lyubashka told me that she crashed the car.With that, as she put it, to pieces.
My question is, what exactly happened Lyubashka "killed" my argument: "Even skid plate come off."Frankly, I had never heard of this unknown part as "skid plate".Fall face in the dirt and signs in their own avtobezgramotnosti was simply unacceptable!I hastened to the rescue.
lyubkinogo drove past the entrance, I noticed that the appearance "Buttons" (as affectionately dubbed his friend's wife, "trolley"), is even newer than it was a week ago.It was not the last surprise of the night.
Saying again that is the detail that she had lost it called "skid plate" blubbered blonde opened the trunk and gave intrigued me the opportunity to enjoy the view of a manhole, resting in the car at the Liubka.
On my timid question, as it was, I was told the following: "food, then food.Suddenly, "Buch".Apparently, a bump drove.I - on the brakes.I go out, and she - the protection is there.Guys have it stopped.I complained to them and they told me that this detail in the car is the most important, and without it is extremely dangerous to ride.Helped to plunge it in the trunk and was advised to go to the hotel (40 kilometers per hour, the right row, with "emergency gang").All her tirade from time to time interrupted by sobs and my vain attempts to contain the laughter.But that's not all.
Oiled mechanic from service stations, after hearing Lyubashkinu tearful story and wiping his hands no less oily rags, told a friend that the men on the road quite right, because there is in the car parts more important than the "protection of the bottom."But to repair the machine, he can not, because at the moment he does not have "left-hand screws SS416_53455674_546388_Bis" (a piece of paper with a number of screws compassionate locksmith presented Lyubashka that she has not forgotten exactly what he needed).
seller in the store where Lyuba immediately and went, slegontsa swelled up a little in the beginning, then it is important to said that such screws are only on request within three months, and there is no guarantee that a lift, and according to this drive a car well in any wayit is impossible!
I do not remember, because at that moment I "blew off the lid."I laughed so that almost did not get volvulus.For such irresponsible behavior, in consequence, his wife was called the "idiot".Apparently exclusively of female solidarity ...
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