Funny Ukrainian word gave ground to many jokes, anecdotes, tales, jargon, and always had a kind of buffer in the eternal, age-old, but not very serious hostility (rather, its imitation) between the "tufts" and "Katsap."
He laughs best who are poorly understood in Ukrainian
The Ukrainian language has such a tongue twister: "CCB Own tsabruk, that th peretsabrukarbyvsya."This gibberish (currently lived a tsabruk, who eventually stsabrukarbilsya) may serve as a test for the Russian, who want to learn the Ukrainian language.Repeat correctly (at least once!) - Will speak in Ukrainian, will not repeat - Ukrainian laugh, although "Russian ear," there is nothing funny about the fact that some kind of "tsabruk peretsabrukarbilsya" sounds like an attempt to pronounce the tongue-twister for most"disciples."
Russians are not always fun too Folding Russian speech of many Ukrainians, but delight cause numerous funny Ukrainian word, a list of which is dependent on the amount of "stupenya rozuminnya ukrayinskoyi Language Society" (degree of understanding of the Ukrainian language).
"Zupynka" on demand
usual situation.The customer wants to pay off the restaurant, turning to the waiter in the Ukrainian language with the request: "Rozrahuyte mene, whether weasel" (Calculate me, please).Serious face customer is unlikely to keep a cheerful reaction waiter does not speak Ukrainian.
Could someone from the ignorant come to mind that "pochuhav potylytsyu" means "scratched his head"?And having heard the girl cry of admiration: "Oh, yak garni grandmother!"- Hardly think of a dragonfly.
master the art of combat to "dryuchki" probably more difficult than the fight to "stick"."Hto zabuv parasolku?"- Can be heard in Ukraine in public transport, and "nerozumiyuschy" smiling in disbelief, thinking of anything but not an umbrella.Or is there, in public transport, the conductor, bending to you, politely remind you that "Your zupynka sliduyucha" and you only consonance with something "should" guess what it comes to a stop.
If someone agrees with you, saying, "You maete radio" - boldly smile, because it is an expression meaning "You're right," rather than a suspicion of espionage.
Chudova kapelyuh
Some words in Ukrainian funny because ordinary and familiar concepts become fun, parodic tone.Many touches and amuses the word "shkarpetky" while socks (and this is the "shkarpetky"), no one causes any particular emotion (as a rule).Coming to visit friends in Ukraine, you can hear the proposal put on slippers, which in Ukrainian sounds like this: "Axis of your Kaptsov" (Here are your slippers).Someone looking at your ring on his hand, might say, "Garni (beautiful) heel" - and if you praise a hat, can hear such a compliment: "Chudovo kapelyuh!"
in the park on a bench sits next to you and the old man, sighing wearily, says, "Ledwith doshkandybav."Probably you heard it, you will smile instead of sympathy, despite the fact that my grandfather, "barely doplelis."
many funny words Ukrainian with translation into Russian language sounds completely different, losing its charm, such as an invitation to "sit down together" instead of "syademo together" (the words of the song).
stating that you "s gluzdu zyihaly", your opponent is not trying to guess where you moved out - he says you're crazy.
asked when will the next bus (tram, trolleybus and so on.), And I got an answer, "vzhe nezabarom," do not try to understand where it is, you said that "very soon."
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"Dyvna dytyna!"- Ukrainian says, looking at your child.Do not get me wrong, the big fellow here at anything, because "dytyna" - a child.Little girl hohlushka saw in the grass grasshopper, happily exclaim: "Mamo, dyvys, Konyk!"
If someone boast to you that they have built in the city "HMAROCHOS", take the message seriously because it is the skyscraper, which is literally "cloud cards".
Do not be embarrassed if you are intending to walk barefoot on hot coals, you hear a warning cry: "Bezgluzdya!"It's not what you might think, it's just a "folly".
heard behind quiet startled cry: "Yak vrodliva divchyna!"- Not in a hurry to be indignant or offended because someone just admire your beauty (in Ukrainian - "like").Conversely, if behind sounded uverennnoe "shlondra," make no mistake, because, despite the French accent, which makes its way in the word, you have been accepted for a woman / girl "not very serious" behavior.
"I pidskochu Yak-nebud" - can tell you a new acquaintance Ukrainian, promising to "somehow to run" and not jump, as you may be heard.
Treating plums or pears, generous Ukrainochka can warn you against abuse, hinting at the possibility of indigestion words "... dwellers Shvydko Nastya ne attacked" (not to be attacked by a fast Nastya).I agree that it's not as scary as diarrhea, and sounds nicer.
And schogla gnetsya that rypyt
Funniest Ukrainian words are associated with unusual for a "Russian ear," but intuitive translations.Some children, for example, prefer sweets "Vedmedyk klyshonogy" than "Bear Bruin", well, girls prefer sweets "kiss" tsukerki "Tsёm-Tsёm."
"gilded chain on the oak tree (and gold lantsyug on him), and day and night the cat scientist (and den, and there is nich whale ucheny) everything goes according to the terms of the chain (on lantsyugu kruzhlyae note)."It sounds nice, melodic, but ... "Smile."
a lot of fun, "Ukrainian Lermontov" when he "... and schogla gnetsya rypyt that" although if "... and the mast bends creaking," there is no laughing matter.
on Russian in Ukrainian
Funny Ukrainian words and phrases often appear in the result, to say the least, inaccurate, and sometimes attempts to pronounce the Russian word for "Ukrainian style."For example, you can hear from a cute girl to the boyfriend is a saying: "Ne Fingering, Vaska!"I can not believe my ears, but it's just an innocent slip of the tongue, because she wanted to say "ne fight" (do not tease, not zli)."I say to you otkrovenno" - can tell forgotten native language Ukrainian, who remembered the word "vidverto."From the same series and such gems: kanhvetka (yum), ne razgovaryuyte, pevytsya (singer), acetic (tasty), ne naravitsya (do not like) and so on. D.
Ukrainian words in Russian, funny phrases and hybridexpression often "in-bag 'with the Russian language or the prevailing background of Russian words, where they are relevant," like a horse in the store. "
The international music Odessa slang language can often hear such "hints": tamochki (over there), tutochki (right here), tudoyu (that way, party) syudoyu (this road side), matzo (to touch, to touch), tynyatsya (stick) and many other gems."Vus TRAP?"- I ask you on some occasion in the Odessa Privoz, and try to guess what it means (MAS - in Hebrew "what" and TRAP - a Ukrainian "happened").
Innovation "on the Ukrainian fashion"
list of phrases in the category, which includes "innovative" words in the Ukrainian language (funny, somewhat exaggerated transfers), grows every day.This is mainly the expression and concepts that sound enough in Ukrainian.So today you can hear this: drabynkova Majdanek (staircase), mizhpoverhovy drotohid (elevator), morzotnyk (freezer), Mapa (Map) pilosmokt (vacuum cleaner), Komora (pantry), dryzhar (vibrator) dushets (nitrogen), lipylo (glue), shtrykavka (syringe) zhyvchik (pulse) rotoznavets (dentist) dribnozhyvets (germ) Krivulya (zigzag), zyavysko (phenomenon), pryskalets (shower), zhivoznavets (biologist), povy (bandage), obizhnyk (Sheet Bypass) and others.
swears in Ukrainian
irresistible to the ear Ukrainian obscenities, and for those who do not quite understand the meaning of some of them sound like "marvelous melody" and may even be counter-productive, cheer cursed.
"And the dwellers Shvydkoi Nasteyu then instal lment tebe ... (familiar you wish). A navel of the schoby vylysiv yak kind of poppy stupa ... And thy dwellers Muzzle millet molotyly ... And Schaub Toby Bulka s nose popped up ... And the dwellers tebe vbryknula fly ... And Schaub tebe Kolka skolola dwellers tebe ... And ... And Sinister obsily dwellers Toby stepping foot on the trigger ... "and many, inordinately kind and sincere wishes.
Pereborschilki
And finally, some "popular" rarely consumed, including the contrived pseudo-literal translation of some Ukrainian words that are not at all sincere and cause laughter.Spalahuyka (lighter) zalupivka (butterfly), chahlik nevmyruschy (Bag of Bones), pysunkovy villains (sex maniac) yayko-spodivayko (egg "Kinder Surprise") sikovytyskach (juicer) darmovys (tie), pisyunets (kettle), DAC vidbuvaylo (scapegoat), gumovy natsyutsyurnik (condom), and others.
"I do not know what my soul hohlyatskaya or Russian. I only know that in any way would not give any advantage to malorossiyaninu Russian or Russian to malorossiyaninom. Both Nature too generously endowed by God, and, as if on purpose, eachApart encompasses what is not in the other - a clear sign that they need to fill up one another "(Gogol).
