as an 8-year-old son to explain what mom and dad doing at night ...
Dima flew into the parents' bedroom and happily jumped on the bed:
- I know - you do not sleep at night!You do something!
parents dumbfounded silence.It was evident that this 8-year-old son they were not expecting.Mom blushed, and my dad was trying to find the right words.
- Uh ... Well, you know, my son, how would you explain ...
Dimka curiously looked at his father ashamed.
- The Pope is ... uh ... tool.Do you understand?(Dima nodded his head.) You've got it too, but a little.Toy is, so to speak ... And Dad ... umm ... it moves back and forth ... And my mother is ... oh my God ... skin.It also makes it back and forth.Well, in general, you understand?Father wiped his forehead and looked at his son.Dima nodded and replied:
- All clear, Dad.But I will not leave from you, until you show me ...
mother and father looked at each other.Their eyes have increased significantly in size.It seemed that between them was a dumb dialogue, "Damn, Got Game. Well - show?""We will show what else to do something!"Father got up and announced:
- especially for Dmitry Sergeyevich!Performed for the first time ... for him!
Dima chuckled and sat down on the bed comfortably.
- At night we did not have time to finish, so finish it now!
With these words, the father pulled out his "tool" of the wide pants and started waving them:
- Look, son, Shaw will now ...
mother, preparing their "skins" froze in anticipation for half an hour ...
wife worked nepokladayalimbs needful of his beloved son.They started doing these sometimes intricate pieces that Dimka groaned, screamed and clapped his hands ... This is the first time he saw !!!
Finally, tired parents postponed the jig saw, sandpaper and drill, and sat down on the bed.
- Here you go, son!This model glider we have already the third day with his mother Scrollsaw at night to make you a surprise!Happy birthday, son !!!
Dimka grabbed Glider and ran into the room ...
It was the 82 th year.Sex in the country was not yet ...
Articles Source: RUNET
